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#1435 + ()/104 - [ Report ]
// Roleplaying good conversations in English
Mrs. Bello: You see a fellow TJ student eating all alone and looking forlorn. You decide to do the right thing and talk to them by discussing the topic...
Andrew: *sits down next to lonely kid* So. Is it just me, or are Jessica Simpson's boobs getting bigger?
Mrs. Bello: CUT! CUT! -
#1432 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// Discussing movies in APHUM, with Mr. Blackwell visiting.
Mr. Blackwell: See, I'm always offended at these guys like Tom Cruise. When they have an aging sequence, their hair just turns grey. It doesn't work like that. You see me? I used to be slim, handsome, and virile.
Class: ... *cracks up*
Mr. Blackwell: Well, maybe not virile. -
#1430 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// During the Super Bowl
EvilWeaselofDoom: What's the prompt for the PSAT essay?
EvilWeaselofDoom: I need to write a thesis
chronicidal: Is the opinion of the majority
chronicidal: OMG INTERCEPTIONS
chronicidal: OMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMG
EvilWeaselofDoom: ...
chronicidal: SEAHAWK INTERCEPTION
chronicidal: back from the 2 yard line too
chronicidal: OMGOMG
EvilWeaselofDoom: I hate you. -
#1427 + ()/85 - [ Report ]
// A TJ student discusses his paper on the death penalty with another non-TJ student.
Josh: I don't know how to start my paper.
Josh: 'In my opinion, the death penalty is... bad.'
Josh: No, that doesn't seem quite right.
Eric: You should start it with a guilt trip.
Eric: "Little Mayella Smith was out to buy a lolly-pop, when all of a sudden, BAM! Death penalty got her right in the face." -
#1420 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Film study talking about when he went to see Saving Private Ryan in theaters
Mr. Pollet: So this guy down the row from us passes out from all the violence, and the girl I'm with tells me to go get help for him and I'm like "HELLO!?! *points to screen* MOVIE!?! Do it yourself..."
