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#5389 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
<eharmon> then again, compiling things is my job
<eharmon> so
<eharmon> maybe I should run gentoo for practice :P
<nwatson> but then your life would just be one long never ending fit of compilation
<nwatson> you'd get up one morning and try to compile your shoes or something -
#5371 + ()/105 - [ Report ]
A: You know what would be cool? If Mr. Kummer narrated a documentary. There'd be some random thing happening, and halfway through he'd start talking about some girl he knew in college.
B: Oh, and Dr. Osborne could do the track for the hearing-impaired.
A: "I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES!!!" -
#5365 + ()/203 - [ Report ]
// Highlights for the TJ-Marshall Game of the Week are being shown on CBS, a game that got 23,000 votes on the website, the second most in Game of the Week history
Anchor: You might wonder how that happens between a 2-11 team and a 4-8 team. Well, we're talking about Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology, where all the students are issued iPads, and apparently they know how to use them. -
#5349 + ()/149 - [ Report ]
*Girl in Mr. Kosek's class walks in*
Girl: Mr. Lewis, do you have an EEPROM? Mr. Kosek said that you would have one.
Mr. Lewis: Well, do you need a right EEPROM or a left EEPROM?
Girl: Uhh... I'm not sure... I'll go and check.
*girl walks out*
Mr. Lewis: *laughs* EEPROMs are all the same. -
#5342 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
Gabby and Hannah are talking about Glee during Froshmore tech class. Mr. De la Cuesta walks over.
Mr. D: (high pitched voice) Oh my gosh yeah I was so sad that Finn and Rachel broke up!
Gabby and Hannah: Mr. De la Cuesta, you watch Glee?
Mr. D: (quickly) No!... yeah.... I do.... -
#5341 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// Compsci, talking about numbering system with Mr. Rose
Mr. Rose: Why do we use base 10 numbers?
Student A: Because we have 10 fingers.
Mr. Rose: Why do the Mayans use base 20 numbers?
Student B: Because they have 10 fingers and 10 toes.
Mr. Rose: I heard the Sumerians used a base 60 numbering system.
Mr. Rose: They must have looked really funny! -
#5339 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
MN: But Dr. Uston, the paper says, "Put the correct fraction into the adjacent box."
Dr. Uston: Yes, but a decimal is more accurate than a fraction.
RW: No, it isn't.
Dr. Uston: Mostly in science we use decimals.
Dr. Uston: As AP Biology Students...
Class: It says put the fraction!
Dr. Uston: Technically a fraction is a decimal. -
#5337 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Smith is giving a lecture on kinetic energy
Dr. Smith: If you jump off the log, you don't keep your kinetic energy. It gets transferred into things like acoustical energy.
Dr. Smith: So five miles away, a Native American puts his ear to the ground and says "Oh, white man jump off log."
