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#1358 + ()/81 - [ Report ]
// Talking to a non-TJ student
Freshman girl: The great thing about TJ is you can wrap a wire around a bunch of other wires, say 'Hey, it's a histone!' and nobody will beat you up. Although your lab partner will remind you that the DNA molecule is wrapped twice around the histone, so it's not really right. -
#1356 + ()/323 - [ Report ]
Dr. Dell: You all don't know how hard it is for me to grade these papers.
Chris: So why don't you just ...stop?
Dr. Dell: Well, I realized that I needed to grade the papers while I was watching the Goblet of Fire. I was watching Dumbledore as the tournament was about to start and he said 'Now is the time that we must choose between what is right, and what is easy.' And I thought, 'I actually have to grade these papers.' -
#1352 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// In physics Mr. Bagden is subbing for Mr. Forbes and thus knows noone's name
Mr. Bagden: ...and so this mass is over on the east side of the raft...
Lee Rumpf: EAST SIIIIDE *holds up gang symbol*
Mr. Bagden: Whaa? Does the word Tourette's mean anything to you?
*proceeds to call Lee Tourette's for the rest of the period* -
#1347 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// Rita asks Mr. Pollet if a picture she drew is OK to turn in for a project
Rita: So can I turn it in?
Mr. Pollet: Yeah, why are you redrawing it? It's good.
Rita: *flips paper over to show random scribbles and stick figures* Uh, cause it's on the back of, uh...
Mr. Pollet: CRAP -
#1342 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Gathered around a broken industrial hand mixer where I work. Apparently it had caught its own cord and nearly severed it.
Clayton (an older worker): We could cut and splice it together...
Pete (my boss): Can you splice?
Clayton: Yeah.
Pete: Wait, let's not do anything yet. It may still be under warranty.
Me: Well, if you do decide to cut it, *pulls out pliers/wire cutters from pocket* here.
Pete: The fuck do you have wire cutters for, MacGyver? *turns to Clayton* The boy scout carries wire cutters and teabags bitches! -
#1340 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about an assignment where you have to describe someone in "Chaucerian".
Ethan: Can we use celebrities, like Jessica Alba?
Mr. Richardson: Only if you include a picture.
Marina: Do you even KNOW Jessica Alba, Mr. Richardson?
Mr. Richardson: Of course. Why else would I ask for a picture? -
#1336 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov talking about the guy who was sued for mooning someone and her daughter
Mr. Kummer: We were just discussing the buttocks policy.
Mr. Torrence: Who here is baring their buttocks?
Mr. Kummer: Blahblahblah...it's not indecent.
Mr. Torrence: But it depends on the nature of the buttocks.
