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Mr. James: Was anybody able to access the pickleball rules website last night?
Henry Carr: I accessed YOUR MOM last night!!
Mr. James: I'm gonna fail your ass!!
Mrs. Chhabra: That was a horrible presentation. You left so much out. However, you were all very prepared, spoke without stuttering, and overall it was a very good presentation. Good job, guys.
// Fooled into thinking 'cup size' referred to the amount of coffee someone drinks in the morning
Manish Bhartiya (to principal): What's YOUR cup size?
// During mock trial
Sam Leven: Objection, your Honor!
Alyson Szymanski: Sustained! What is your purpose in this line of questioning?!
Matt Wansley: Your honor, I find this line of questioning highly amusing.
// Supposedly groins are a type of beachside structure used to trap sand
Mr. Rizor: A groin. I have yet to find a useful purpose for one, but let me show you how they work.
