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#1300 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
David Sterling: Wouldn't it be funny if Mr Latimer was like 'Hey guys, we're gonna have some fun!' and then we're like 'But Mr. Latimer, we just got off the bus!' and he's like 'Yeah, I know.' and then he opened the bus window and flew out? Hahahahaha...(pause)...You aren't seeing this the same way I am, are you?
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#1296 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov
Mr. Kummer: Speaking of the pornography discussion.
*takes off jacket*
Nolan: He says as he takes off his clothes.
Mr. Kummer: Hey! It's hot in here!
Mr. Kummer: In 1991 the Supreme Court ruled that nude dancing does not enjoy full protection under the first amendment. (Barns v. Glen Theatre Inc.) -
#1294 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// After learning about Shakespearean sex slang and using it to understand a Shakespeare sonnet in English
Ms. Orser: So, have you guys figured out the sonnet yet?
Edward: Yeah... and it's sorta disgusting...
Ms. Orser: Disgusting? Nah. It's just two men having sex... that's not disgusting. You wanna know what's disgusting? Picking dead people out of their graves to have sex with them. Now *that's* disgusting. But this isn't that bad. It's just gay sex. *laughs loudly* -
#1291 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: So if Queen Elizabeth died, Charles would take over. But at this rate she's... never gonna die. If she does, they'll stuff her with so much formaldehyde and just prop her right back up! *imitates Queen Elizabeth's body waving stiffly to everyone and grinning like an idiot*
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#1284 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// After David tried to turn in a paper to Dr. Acio the night before by getting a custodian to unlock the door, but Dr. Acio saw it the next day after the doors had already opened and thought David turned it in late. (In front of an entire class)
David:"Dr. Acio, I turned it in last night!"
Dr. Acio: "Pardon my french David but you're fucking irresponsable."
