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#1282 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
Mr. Green: OK guys, discuss the topics you have written down with your table. Maybe your table mates will be stimulated by your ideas and think of new ideas of their own.
Emily: *turns to tablemates* OK guys, shall we stimulate each other now?
Frani: AAAGGHHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Emily: Wait no... ew... -
#1281 + ()/188 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Zack's AP Gov classes are participating in a model Congress. They have just passed a pro-choice (abortion) bill.
Matt: Mr. Speaker?
John: Yes, Mr. Christian.
Matt: Mr. Speaker, I move that we suspend the rules and move bill H. R. 17 up to the next order of business.
Mr. Zack: Matt, you need to say the bill number AND title.
Matt: Oh, H. R. 17 the... *looks at paper* Maidenhead Recovery Act.
*class bursts out laughing*
Matt: I mean, uh... *looks at paper again* Menhaden! Menhaden Recovery Act! -
#1280 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
Mr. Richardson: Never use the word "nice" in your writing.
Mr. Richardson: Do you think this podium that Mr. McCarthy got from model UN is nice?
Student: Yes
Mr. Richardson: Describe it
Student: Well, it is sturdy, it has a nice color, and it can roll on wheels.
Mr. Richardson: Do you think Sophia is nice?
Student: Um...sure
Mr. Richardson: Well is she sturdy, have a nice color, and roll on wheels? -
#1267 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// HUM class, talking about random things as usual.
History teacher: Yeah, neutron stars collapse upon themselves until they are smaller than this piece of chalk, *holding up chalk* but they are extremely dense and millions of tons heavy.
English teacher: Wait... i thought mass has something to do with density? -
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// After reading a seemingly random poem in English
Class: Mr. Green, why are we reading this poem? Are you going somewhere with it? What does it mean?
Mr. Green: Are you questioning my motives? Well, actually... we didn't have anything to do today... and I found this [poem] on the copier... I was desperate!
