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#1184 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. LaFever's classroom, the class is gathered around a piece of paper with a mnemonic device for remembering the color codes for resistors, "Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly."
Mr. LaFever: Hey, what is everybody reading?
Mr. LaFever: Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But... (trails off)
Mr. LaFever: OH
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#1181 + ()/218 - [ Report ]
J: Wow. I got owned by a math test today.
K: What was it on?
J: Like, everything. Here's a sample question: If three students run the mile, given the fact that it was 87.5 degrees that day with a wind factor of 78*34^4.56-8, and one of them was hungry, and one of them has asthma, what are their middle names?
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#1177 + ()/131 - [ Report ]
// In Health Class, student C is playing with a volleyball after a test.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, C, throw the ball to me. (puts out arms to catch it)
C: (throws it, but Mr. Potoker puts his arms down and lets it hit him in the stomach)
Mr. Potoker: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT, C?!! Everyone, she threw a ball at me! Assault!
*everyone stares at C*
C: I... wha...
