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#1149 + ()/207 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of physics
*Dr. Dell is standing in the doorway staring at Mr. Bagden*
Mr. Badgen: Dr. Dell?
Dr. Dell: Give me $10.
Mr. Badgen: Is this for your heroin habit? Didn't you try to stop? I thought it was twenty.
Dr. Dell: No, that's for a different girl. This is for your second favorite girl... no third...wait, fourth favorite. *takes money and leaves*
Student: That was sketchy.
Mr. Badgen: There are so many inappropriate jokes I could say right now but I can't. -
#1148 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Ms. Stevens: ...and in the spring, we'll go outside and watch the plants have sex. Yes, we will all watch the plants having sex - actually, you will measure the amount of sex they have and record it on your sheets. Actually, I was hoping that this maple out there would show us how plants have sex, but it's not cooperating, it's not even dropping its leaves! Sometimes I just want to go out there and shake it. But anyway, we will watch them have sex.
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#1147 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// In AP Bio, having discussion about meiosis and crossing over
Mr. C: ... and THEN, the chromosomes get on top of each other like this *demonstrates with his hands* and they exchange alleles... it's almost like they're having sex!
Student: ... STANDING UP WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON! -
#1146 + ()/251 - [ Report ]
// 8:45 AM
Anita: I have a pass! I have a pass! I have a pass!
Mr. Kummer: Anita, what are you doing in here?
Anita: Oh crap, it's not an anchor day?
Mr. Kummer: No.
Anita: So this is 5th period?
Mr. Kummer: Yeah.
Anita: Ugh. Okay, bye then, Mr. Kummer!
Mr. Kummer: Bye, Anita.
Mr. Kummer: ... and there's the head of your class government in action. -
#1140 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Colglazier: He's a practical joker. He likes to play with her...anal...(pause)
Class: (dissolves into giggles and snorts)
Mrs. Colglazier: retentive...(long pause) That wasn't good, was it. Am I going to get to go on tjbash.org for that?
Class: (laughing out loud)
Mrs. Colglazier: I've only been on there twice, I guess I'm just not that funny...So, he likes to play with her anal retentive cleanliness issues.
