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#1136 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
// The school announces school is ending early, and that Prince William and Fairfax kids can go home. Loudoun County buses aren't running.
E: Jesus, it's like they KNOW they've screwed us. *clears throat* "Hello, students, this is your school administrator telling you that school is out early. Prince William County, your buses are leaving. Fairfax County, your buses are coming. Loudoun County... you guys can suck it." -
#1131 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
/* Oldie but a goodie */
// Kings of Chaos got a lot of Internet traffic, even back in 2003!
TheMasterMind1: oofh
TheMasterMind1: i think thats our log
TheMasterMind1: i wouldn't be surprised
cpujeff122: whoops
cpujeff122: that might explain it
TheMasterMind1: -rw-r----- 1 root chaos 2.0G Feb 1 18:09 kingsofchaos. com
TheMasterMind1: oops
cpujeff122: are you not rotating your logs?
TheMasterMind1: time to log to /dev/null again -
#1128 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// In German class, the teacher is talking about masculine words that end in e. "Junge" means boy.
Teacher: Who can give me an example?
Student: Affe.
Teacher: Yes, Affe, "monkey". Another example?
Student: Junge.
Teacher: Right, Junge, "monkey". No, I mean--
Boys: Oh, that's cold. -
#1115 + ()/90 - [ Report ]
// Persons A and B are walking down a crowded hallway
Person A: It's really crowded in this hallway.
Person B: We should apparate!
Person A: What's 'apparate'?
Person B: You're kidding, right? You don't know what 'apparate' is?
Person A: No...
Person B: How can you not know what 'apparate' is!
Person A: I'm not an SAT word freak like you!
