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#1113 + ()/80 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: You guys can work in the hall, cause apparently that's the cool thing to do.
*Kari nods jokingly*
Mr. Sacks: Kari's gonna go in the hall, cause she's cool.
Student 1: Mr. Sacks wants to be like Kari!
Mr. Sacks: That's exactly what I want to be... a skinny Asian girl.
Kari: Should I be offended?!
Mr. Sacks: No, no, *raises hands* I meant slender. -
#1111 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// Talk is flying around the school about whether there will be an early closing
Cliff: Guys, FCPS is always subject to peer pressure. Everyone else is letting school out early, so they're gonna too. It's like they're in a big group of people smoking pot and finally, FCPS is like "give me a hit!" -
#1107 + ()/255 - [ Report ]
// In Physics class
Mr. Bagden: I'm holding a number up behind my back, whoever guesses closest gets to do the demonstration. Evan, you're first.
Evan: Uhhh... five.
Mr. Bagden: Ok, Galen?
Galen: Seven, I read a book that says the number is always seven.
Mr. Bagden: I'm only holding one hand behind my back. -
#1105 + ()/23 - [ Report ]
Albert: Mr. Torrence, you're on TJBash!
Mr. T: What...?
Albert: Yeah, you saw Darren on the TJ morning news and said "Darren, you have a radio face"
Mr. T: I did?
Albert: Yeah.
Pak: No, he didn't, that was Mr. Torbert...
*Class laughs at Albert*
Albert: Dammit.
Mr. T: ...but I should have said it. -
#1103 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// Correcting current event quizzes in Gov
Mr. T: The correct answer for #5 is Cunningham.
Student: Umm... this paper has two "m's" instead of two "n"s.
Mr. T: No, Cummingham is not the right answer.
*snickers around classroom*
Mr. T: What's so funny?
Panayotis: Think about it Mr. T...
Mr. T: You people have dirty minds. -
#1099 + ()/90 - [ Report ]
// Jaskot sends an email to Stogus containing the chem lab they need to turn in
Jaskot (in email): Stogus, email back if you don't get this so that I'll know to send it again
Stogus (email reply): Jaskot, you're a dumbass... (sarcastically) I didn't get the email!
Jaskot (next email): Here you go again. Hopefully you got it this time.
