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#1061 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
Dr. Jones: Why do we not use hair dryers or other electronics in the bathtub? Because bathwater is an electrolyte and we can electrocute ourselves.
(class giggles a bit)
Dr. Jones: I can always wake you up by mentioning something violent. It's quite disturbing how people perk up. -
#1055 + ()/4 - [ Report ]
// Talking about road conditions
everlovingsnot: our road here is like
everlovingsnot: hell's newborn baby froze over, or something
everlovingsnot: dismissing the fact that no one would ever procreate with hell
everlovingsnot: because I don't know how... the hell that would work. -
#1050 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// In Spanish with Ms. Pou, talking about nude beaches
Ms. Pou: There are some bad beaches in California, too. And I was with my little daughter. At first I was trying to cover up her eyes, but then I was just like, yeah, let her look. Then she says, 'what's that Mommy?' and that's when you go... 'erh... that's a BB Gun!' -
#1048 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// The following conversation has been translated out of French
Mme. Brazell: K, tell me a sentence using the word "suddenly."
K: Suddenly, the TV exploded.
Brazell (seeing that Larry is asleep): Good! Now you, Larry.
Larry: Huh, what? ... Oh, uh, suddenly my cat exploded.
Brazell: Oh, a terrorist cat... -
#1043 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the procedure for an experiment.
Mrs. Chhabra: Now folks, you only put the acid in bit by bit, see I'm not using a lot of acid!! this is not a lot of acid!! You know you're done when you put in more acid and it just sits there and looks at you. When the acid starts looking at you, you know you're done. -
#1042 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
A: Yeah, so this Thanksgiving I'm going to be flying out of town.
B: Oooh, be careful when u check ur luggage. A lot of times, bad things happen when u do that. Like sometimes they even lose ur luggage, or it gets mixed up with someone else's.
A: Since when are you the expert on all of that?
B: HEY! I am no fool! I have seen Toy Story 2! -
#1041 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// Discussing bad names
Mr. Williams: Oh, what's your middle name?
Teddy: Bruce.
Others: Ooh, yeah, that sucks.
Teddy: Yeah, I was named after an older E. Bruce McNeill.
Williams: Oh that's terrible for a parent to do. I mean, he was probably straight, but it's just sending the wrong message.
