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#1009 + (+47)/47 - [ Report ]

Mr. Green: Yes, the CollegeBoard really tries to make the test difficult for the testees... I mean, the test takers. Let's leave the reproductive system for another day.

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#1006 + (+18)/38 - [ Report ]

Mr. Richardson: Unlucky men are hanged, lucky men are hung.

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#1005 + (+23)/23 - [ Report ]

Teddy: Y'know, "the sound of one hand clapping" just sounds like a Zen euphemism.
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// Expressing her disappointment in the lack of creativity for Dupont Challenge papers
Mrs. Chhabra: Why are you writing about green tea? No one cares about green tea! Everyone and their mother and father and brother and sister and aunt and uncle are writing about green tea! Pick something besides green tea!

Tags: chhabra
#1003 + (+12)/12 - [ Report ]

octavian: just don't demode yourself
emily: what does demode mean
octavian: go to a lower level
octavian: demean?
emily: you've been doing too much stat
#1002 + (+30)/34 - [ Report ]

Anon: Only at TJ do you have to get out an atlas to give your friend directions to your house.

Tags: tj
#1001 + (+64)/78 - [ Report ]

Macs: so i went to ATI's website cuz i need a new mobo and memory and xmas is around the corner, and they just put out they X1800 card, the slogan of which is "A new realm of visual velocity" and I click on it and they have this little flash intro which opens with "D/T=V: Increase your velocity"
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO
Philliam: NO PHYSICS
Philliam: NONE
Philliam: NONE AT ALL
Macs: so i decided to buy Nvidia

Tags: physics
#1000 + (+13)/23 - [ Report ]

AntarcticPhoenix: it occurs to me that the fight over 1000
AntarcticPhoenix: will not be as much as the fight over #1337

Tags: nathan_watson
#999 + (+45)/47 - [ Report ]

Allison Butka: i totally do not understand vera wang having her own perfume line. i mean, how do you market that, "ladies, you KNOW you want to smell like WANG!"

Tags: allison_butka
#998 + (+6)/12 - [ Report ]

// Scott starts singing to himself in Film Study
Brian: Scott, stop it! You're scaring away the environment!
#997 + (+52)/54 - [ Report ]

// In English, writing our own version of Dante's Inferno
Ms. Bello: Let's sing Happy Birthday to Jesse
*sing song*
Ms. Bello: Ok, now back to Hell

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#996 + (+18)/18 - [ Report ]

Dr. Jones: Please do not do your AP chem homework in other environments. It will just... pollute those other environments.

Tags: chemistry jones
#995 + (+28)/36 - [ Report ]

// At [Statewide] Virginia Latin Convention
Sean: So, did you go to the dance?
Olivia:  Yeah, but I only stayed for like two seconds.
Tom:  Why?
Olivia:  They just don't grind like we do at TJ.

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#994 + (+91)/91 - [ Report ]

Dr. Dell: The makeup quiz will be so difficult that you will kill your whole family.

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#993 + (+2)/18 - [ Report ]

// Driving in the city
Dad: STOP!! The light's red!
Liz: No dad, the light's green!
Dad: NO, the SECOND light's green, the FIRST one's red!
Liz: What first light?...
#992 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

// On the bus, N is playing a computer game and two guys (J, T) and a girl (E) are watching.

J: He's a l33t haxxor.
N: Say that again and I will hit you.
E: Look at his l33t haxxor skillz.
N: ...
T: Hey. Unfair invocation of the "don't hit girls" rule.

Tags: bus
#991 + (+53)/57 - [ Report ]

Ben: You know what's been stuck in my head for four days?
Darren: My Penis!
Ben: Nothing I could have possibly said could top that.
#990 + (+19)/27 - [ Report ]

// Hunter is looking at a perfectly normal BLT sandwich roll
Hunter: I can find the bacon and tomato, but where's the lettuce?
Eric: It's the green stuff!
Hunter: I can't seem to find it...
// Long pause
Hunter: Oh wait. I got lettuce and turkey mixed up.

Tags: eric_harmon hunter_tammaro
#989 + (+5)/17 - [ Report ]

Mr. Richardson: The people cheered Caesar when he returned from conquering France, of course many of you would say 'who couldn't do that'?

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#988 + (−12)/12 - [ Report ]

// Talking about how women can only make sandwiches and babies as part of a satire project
Amy: When you have babies they don't just drop out!
#987 + (+26)/30 - [ Report ]

It's not video games' fault that killing people is fun.
#986 + (+55)/59 - [ Report ]

TheDanTran: Hohkay. Tmie for splle
EchelonsShadow: Tmie for splle?
TheDanTran: *Time for sleep.
EchelonsShadow: I'll say.

Tags: dan_tran
#985 + (+7)/13 - [ Report ]

Mr. Richardson: Casear was returning from defeating the Gauls, now some of you might say, "That's no big deal, anyone can do that," but back then it was a big deal.

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Mr. Buxton: The instrument to measure my indifference has not yet been invented.

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#983 + (+158)/190 - [ Report ]

Christina: Some people are like slinkys, useless but fun to push down the stairs.

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