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#978 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
Ms. Brazell: There's this oil that I remember in French, but not in English
*Consults French-English Dictionary*
Ms. Brazell: Interesting, it seems that it translates to 'Seed of Rape'
*Writes SEED OF RAPE in big letters on whiteboard*
Ms. Brazell: It would be interesting if a visitor walked in right now. -
#977 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// On the TJMC New York trip, after discovering that another band is going to play the same show that we just played.
Telkins: Man that sucks! They have the same music as us! Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we find out when that band is playing, and then march onto the field and play along during their show?
Jack: I have an idea! Why don't we find the other band's drum majors, and then stab them! -
#974 + ()/97 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Dell's physics class, Junior year 2004. Dr. Dell has stepped out because he forgot the tests in another room. While gone, the class has conspired to pull a trick on he who they have affectionately dubbed "Captain Dell." We enter the quote as Dr. Dell returns to class.
Dr. Dell: Alright. Here we go.
Entire Class: *waves right hand in front of face, left to right, slowly* There IS no test.
*pause*
Dr. Dell: I hate you all. *begins to pass out test* -
#971 + ()/125 - [ Report ]
B: Can I borrow a pen to write my Chem homework on my hand?
Dr. Acio: Write it on your face. Then you'll see it when you look in a mirror.
B: I never look in mirrors.
Dr. Acio: Not when you go to the bathroom?
B: I close my eyes in the bathroom.
Dr. Acio: How do you know where you're pissing? -
#967 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// MUN crisis committee -- Joel is acting as a terrorist who infected himself with avian influenza to spread it to other people
Raamin: Here's a terrorist we found! *throws a coughing Joel into the center of the circle* You can question him!
Drew: Are you sure it's safe for us to be this close to him? -
#964 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// Found in an AIM window upon arriving home, in its entirety
Martin Elthon: hello
AntarcticPhoenix <AUTO-REPLY>: ...
Martin Elthon: hmn
Martin Elthon: you appear to not be thinking
Martin Elthon: or have turned into a potato
Martin Elthon: one of the two
Martin Elthon: actually, they go hand in hand
Martin Elthon logged out. -
#962 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// Olex constructs a VERY painful weapon out of a few legos. (Mr. Anderson's robotics class)
Olex:... wow this thing is pretty dangerous... Then again, there are a whole lot of things that can be used as weapons in school...
Mr. A: Well, you could even use your finger as a weapon if you knew Tai Chi... kyahhh *fierce poke motion* -
#957 + ()/84 - [ Report ]
// During MUN in-house Nuclear Power Round, only the USA, Hungary, Sweden, and the Moon remain
Hungary: ... and we send the flying deer to soar over the USA and rain disease on all their citizens.
USA: Too bad for you, we just annexed Canada, which while adding nothing at all to our overall military readiness provided us with a safe haven from your death-bringing deer. We call upon our army of sharks with frickin' 'lasers' to destroy Hungary from the sea, and annex Alpha Centauri.
Moon: Due to the fact that Santa lives on the moon, all of the flying deer come home to us and Hungary is no more.
Hungary: What?!? You can't do that!
Chair: Yes, they can, but Santa Claus is now dead, so no more of that.
Moon: Santa Claus can't die!!
Chair: Well, I just killed him.
USA/Canada: We now ally ourselves with Optimus Prime and the Transformers to destroy the moon and all of Western Europe.
Sweden: We erect a shield around ourselves to protect ourselves from Canada, and nuke the entirety of Northern America!
Canada/Alpha Centauri: We annex Couruscant and use our fleet of nuclear Star Destroyers to systemically rid the Earth of all life.
Chair: Alpha Centauri wins. That was amazing.
