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#952 + ()/74 - [ Report ]
// After explaining to the students how microwave oven works, Dr. Acio then told the students a story related to microwave oven
Dr. Acio: The very first time microwave ovens were marketed, some people did not understand how deadly these ovens could be, if misused. Let me give you an example. In the early 80s, a Kansas farmer bought his wife a microwave oven. The wife just enjoyed having one since it made things easy for her preparing meals. The farmer and his wife had a 7-year old son and the boy was very observant and curious when it comes to what his mom would do around the house. The boy at that time had a small dog. Everytime the mom gave the dog a bath, the mom would dry the dog with a hair dryer. One time, after the mother gave the dog a bath, the boy played with the dog and the dog got into a puddle of mud. Afraid of being punished, the boy quickly picked up the dog and gave the dog a bath. After giving the dog a bath, the boy had to quickly dry the dog's fur. Knowing that it would take too long to dry the dog's fur with a hair dryer, and knowing that it only takes 2-3 minutes for his mom to heat up a meal (remember the boy was very observant), the boy shoved the small dog in the microwave and set it for 4 minutes. Needless to say, the dog died due to internal injuries.
Student: Dr. Acio, that's terrible.
Dr. Acio: Well, now we know were the word 'hotdog' came from. -
#943 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// During Bio W moved to the front of the room to read the power point
W: *stands up and walks back to his old table*
Mr. McFaden: How come you went to sit with those ugly men instead of *points to the front table* these beautiful women? I think I may need to talk to you... -
#942 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
JasonGJi: which is ... basically diffeq on crack
JasonGJi: they call it "the Fourier transform".
Arucard536: ?
JasonGJi: i don't know what it means, except that i don't like the sound of "Fourier"
Arucard536: my house has a fourier, i think, if im spelling it right
JasonGJi: it's pronounced "four-ee-ay"
JasonGJi: french
Arucard536: oh.
Arucard536: then i dont have of them.
Arucard536: -.-
JasonGJi: what your house has is a /foyer/.
Arucard536: yes.
Arucard536: yes it does. -
#939 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
Jack: You know what's hardcore?
Jack: Smoking alcohol.
Jack: If you can smoke alcohol without getting burned, you are the hardest of core.
Menke: You know what else is hardcore?
Menke: Smoking GASOLINE.
Jack: And you know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Your mom. In bed. Over the internet. But not for free! With your uncle and a dog. Some restrictions may apply, not valid in Canada.
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Jack: You know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Captain Planet.
All: YES!!!! -
#934 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// Vivek is '05 and the chillest kid you'll ever meet. Conklin is a whacknut... all discussing the AP
Sarah: Yeah that's pretty tricky of them...
Ms. Conklin: Whenever I hear the word "tricky," I am reminded of a stripper. ::looks to Vivek:: Is there a stripper song with the word "tricky" in it?
Vivek: Because of course I am the authority on stripper songs... -
#929 + ()/76 - [ Report ]
WshngtonBsball: god dammit! My hallway reeks of pot
WshngtonBsball: my friend is crashing in my room tonight instead of down the hall because he lives right next to where they're smoking it
JasonGJi: wow
JasonGJi: well i can offer you some good news
WshngtonBsball: if you even breathe the word "geico"
JasonGJi: damn.
