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#860 + ()/77 - [ Report ]
// In English class after somebody insulted somebody
Mr. Williams: That reminds me of this time at Lake Braddock. This freshman boy said to a girl, "If you didn't have any legs, would you wear shoes?" The girl said, "No." The boy said, "Then why are you wearing a bra?!" And I thought 'Oh my God! That is terrible!' -
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// In English, Mrs. Bicknell came to visit
Mr. Williams: I'm amazed at how different my sophomores and my seniors are.
Mrs. Bicknell: Really?
Mr. Williams: Yeah, I teach a Hum 1 class and then when I get to creative writing I think, "Oh God, that junior year must really suck!"
Class: Yeah... it does... -
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// Alg 2 class, Mrs. Donohue is commenting on everyone's glazed looks
Mrs. Donohue: You guys need to bring in something like coffee or some other drug---
*pause*
Mrs. Donohue: ...some drink with caffeine in it because I'm getting all these Dunkin Donuts looks from you guys, all glazed over.
Mrs. Donohue: ...don't quote me on that.
