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#5250 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// An anecdote about a feminist he once met.
Mr. Torrence: I held open the door for her, and she said, "I'm perfectly capable of holding the door open myself."
Mr. Torrence: She gave me a look as if I were patronizing her.
Mr. Torrence: I was just a little Southern boy! That's just what we did.
Sam: You don't know how she was raised!
Sam: You can't judge her!
Mr. Torrence: Yes... I can. -
#5248 + ()/98 - [ Report ]
// During Multivar, discussion of some simple integrals
Dr. Osborne: You know, then you can just use the double angle identity here. You should have learned this in, what, 7th grade...or kindergarten, or whatever...
Student: What did YOU learn in kindergarten, Dr. Osborne? -
#5240 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, there is a discussion about Madison's Federalist #10
Ms. Schoeplein: So Madison basically says that factions are groups who are opposed to the rights of others and are detrimental to society. Can anyone give me an example of a modern day faction?
Student: Team Edward and Team Jacob! -
#5238 + ()/89 - [ Report ]
// The class is studying an essay which they were supposed to read the night before. Nathan has not read it.
Ms. Colglazier: So Nathan, what's one thing that you found interesting in this essay?
**pause**
Nathan: **sheepishly** Ms. Colglazier...
Ms. Colglazier: Oh, go on, admit it.
Nathan: ...I did not have sexual relations with that woman. -
#5195 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Ero has just discussed self-stereotyping
// Studies show that if Asian girls are reminded before a test that they are girls they will do more poorly, in accordance with the stereotype
// But if they are reminded that they are Asian, they will do better, also in accordance with stereotype
Mr. Ero: So, when you're taking a test, _you're Asian!_
Student: But what should we be when we're driving? -
#5192 + ()/148 - [ Report ]
// Oshiro is showing how he alleviates stress by bouncing on balls of feet. Elizabeth has joined him.
Dr. Glazer: Hey, mind if I bounce with you?
*bounces on balls of feet*
Elizabeth: This is how Oshiro alleviates stress.
Dr. Glazer: Oh, when I'm stressed I usually just play a game on my phone. What do you do?
Oshiro: Elizabeth dances.
Elizabeth: Yeah, but you can't dance in the classroom...
Dr. Glazer: Sure you can! In math class you can dance with your equations! Look! I'm a cubic function! *Waves one arm over his head and one arm down by his side*
Dr. Glazer: And here's a quadratic function... *waves both arms in the air* ...and square root... *curves both arms in front of him*
Dr. Glazer: And - Look! - I'm an inverse function!
*Leans sideways on one foot while waving arms*
Oshiro and Elizabeth: ...
