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#833 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
Shannon: Why do my ovaries want to kill me?
Geoff: Spawn more ovaries!
Shannon: ... but then I would turn into an ovary zombie.
Geoff: Spawn more ovaries!
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Shannon: What would an ovary zombie eat?
Geoff: Well, lots of things, changing with random mood swings. First they'd go argh, chocolate! and then argh, ice cream!
Geoff: They'd bleed alot too...
Shannon: Yes.
Nathan: ............... o.O -
#814 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// On morning announcments, a special "talk" from Ms. Lodal about "inappropriate dancing" during soc hops
Ms. Lodal: Some people call it the grind, some people call it freaking, and some actually say it's like you're having sex standing up with your clothes on...
// At the end of the announcement
Ms. Lodal: Now I want you to be safe and healthy... -
#813 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// Playing mad libs in TA... words in "quotes" were what we unknowingly put in
Mr. R.: So... Our first day of school was... "Smelly."
I was so lost, and a "brownie" helped me.
I asked for the "brownie's" name, and he said it was... "Michael Jackson."
Let's be friends, the "brownie" said. -
#812 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
// In philosophy class, while talking about people with superstitions and common assumptions
Mr. Lamb: Those people know these things but they don't have knowledge with a capital T.
// Class starts laughing and some people tell him that there's no T in knowledge
Mr. Lamb: What? Oh... I, uh... shut up...
