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• #810 + (+247)/267 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Gecan: Watch out, Stefan. You're in 3 of my classes, therefore I OWN your GPA.

  Tags: gecan

• #809 + (+57)/63 - [ Report ]

  // I walk up to Mr. Struck, who's talking to another student
  Mr. Struck (to the other student): ...there's two boys and a girl, and I'm kind of worried for the girl.
  Me: What, is there a menage a trois going on?
  Mr. Struck (grossed out): Mr. Waring, I'm talking about my children.

  Tags: struck

• #808 + (−4)/8 - [ Report ]

  Ryan: "fortnight" was derived from "fourteen nights".
  Patrick: That's like saying ASS was derived from CASABLANCA...  

• #807 + (+119)/127 - [ Report ]

  // Jeopardy contest in gov class
  Mr. Kummer: Identify the keynote speaker of the 2004 Republican National Convention.
  Tom Hay: Oh, God...
  Kummer: No.

  Tags: government kummer tom_hay

• #806 + (−87)/95 - [ Report ]

  // After many days of Mr. Stueben not returning Dustin's test
  Dustin (yelling): Mr. Stueben's eating cheese, cheese, CHEESE!   

• #805 + (+21)/21 - [ Report ]

  // Erin had mentioned how she likes geeky guys, and that is "the latest trend"
  antarticphoenx: i was a geek before geeks were hot...
  twizmer: I was hot before geeks were hot.
  antarticphoenx: what happened?   

• #804 + (+10)/16 - [ Report ]

  Kuciwalker: have you found jesus?
  quantumelfmage: no
  quantumelfmage: where is he hiding?
  Kuciwalker: hm
  Kuciwalker: in you and me :-)
  Kuciwalker: /xian
  quantumelfmage: ahhhh!  get it out!

• #803 + (0)/4 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing a dialog between Socrates and Meno where Socrates leads a slave through a geometry demonstration
  Mr. McCarthy: Socrates is the midwife as it were. He needs to be present to birth the idea.

  Tags: mccarthy

• #802 + (+23)/25 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Delfosse: Do you know what it means when there is hair growing out of your palms, class? Do you, class?
  Michael Romais: ...ummm... I don't want to talk about that.
  Ms. Delfosse: It means you're not working hard enough, class!

  Tags: delfosse michael_romais

• #801 + (−7)/9 - [ Report ]

  // In response to a preplayed "80 Atari games" CD at EB Games
  Andrew R.: It's like the internet!... but on a CD... and less of it.   

• #800 + (+82)/82 - [ Report ]

  // Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull is speaking at TJ
  Anita: Will you sign my stuff?
  Ian: That depends on what kind of stuff, whether or not my wife would like my signing the stuff, and how much of said stuff there is.

• #799 + (+6)/8 - [ Report ]

  // While discussing the relative merits of "still unravished" versus "yet unravished" in Keats's Ode on a Grecian Urn
  Mr. Richardson: You haven't been ravished /yet/. But you will be.

  Tags: richardson

• #798 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

  El Spinoza: anyway, what'd you think of that PSAT?
  El Spinoza: a. good
  El Spinoza: b. very good
  El Spinoza: c. no error
  vgguy2789: ...you're enjoying this, aren't you   

• #797 + (+42)/48 - [ Report ]

  // DJ Hamilton smirks about getting a question right in chem
  Mrs. Chhabra: Okay DJ, what's the electron configuration of iodine?
  DJ: Wha...? Ummm...... (mutters) shit...
  Mrs. Chhabra: No DJ, the electron configuration is not shit!

  Tags: chhabra

• #796 + (+7)/7 - [ Report ]

  // Regarding a Katrina Relief bake sale for TA
  Student: Why can't we have it on Thursday morning?
  Teacher: Because that's when the cafeteria sells breakfast, and we don't want to compete against them.
  Student: Why not?! That's like a monopoly! Sherman Anti-Trust laws! We should sue the school and donate that money to the Relief!   

• #794 + (+26)/30 - [ Report ]

  Ravi Udeshi: dyslexic is when you confuse numbers and letters
  Ravi Udeshi: right?
  Johnna Vogel: you read things backwards sometimes
  Johnna Vogel: as a joke, ill say im byslexic
  Ravi Udeshi: oh
  Ravi Udeshi: take out the l, and that could get confusing
  Ravi Udeshi: bysexic
  Ravi Udeshi: that should be a word
  Ravi Udeshi: http://www.google.com/search?q=bysexic
  // Search shows "Did you mean: dyslexic"
  Ravi Udeshi: Google figured out I was bysexic on its own!
  Ravi Udeshi: wait a second....
  Johnna Vogel: ahahaha

  Tags: johnna_vogel ravi_udeshi

• #793 + (+21)/31 - [ Report ]

  // In Philosophy class, discussing Neoplatonism
  Mr. Lamb: I remember a book I had in second grade that said "Why did God create us? Because he loves us!" Well, that never really made much sense to me. The closest I could come to understanding was this:
  I used to glue together bits of wood and plastic to make model airplanes, and sure, I enjoyed making them... But I wouldn't say I /loved/ them. I mean, my friend and I used to blow them up!
  Jason Yan: So does that mean that God created us so that he could blow us up?

  Tags: lamb

• #792 + (+182)/210 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Richardson: Looking for somewhere to set your roses, Andy?
  Andy: Um, yeah, see my friend was going to ask this girl to homecoming, but someone else asked her first.
  Mr. Richardson: So he gave them to you?

  Tags: richardson

• #790 + (+32)/36 - [ Report ]

  Patrick: Whoa the window's so foggy you can't see outside... oh wait, there's a white truck blocking the way...   

• #789 + (+68)/70 - [ Report ]

  // Freshmen playing games in Acc. Compsci
  Student: Quick, it's Mr. Stueben!
  *everyone coughs and minimizes their games*
  Mr. S: Are you guys looking at hardcore pornography?
  Students: No!
  Mr. S: Good because if you are, call me over...

  Tags: stueben

• #788 + (+9)/13 - [ Report ]

  // During summer school comp-sci
  Mr. Latimer: I saw this movie last night... it was called like Anacondas or something. That was just one huge snake orgy!
  Amy P.: I can't believe my teacher just said orgy...

  Tags: latimer

• #787 + (+74)/82 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about the "wrong hole"
  Matt Becker: I once said wrong hole to my boyfrie...
  *everyone stops and stares*
  Matt Becker: I didn't mean that! I meant bo... I mean, man!

  Tags: matt_becker

• #786 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

  (18:23:34) eugene: later, i'm gonna pass out so i can go to work tomorrow. sleep sometime.
  (18:23:37) liz: good luck, 'night
  (18:23:39) eugene: thanks
  (18:23:42) eugene logged off
  (18:24:08) eugene logged on
  (18:24:10) eugene: fuck it, can't sleep
  (18:24:17) liz: that was fast      

• #785 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  // In TA preceding the SRR discussion
  Mr. Zack: "Are you boys betting? You know you can't bet in school."
  Someone: "No, we're playing Capitalism. You don't play it for money, Mr. Zack."

  Tags: zack

• #784 + (+98)/128 - [ Report ]

  Mr. McCarthy: I was thinking of not giving you homework tonight but I decided against that.
  Brian: Jesus Christ.
  // Mr. McCarthy smashes Brian on the head with a bundle of papers
  McCarthy: Please don't say that, Brian.

  Tags: mccarthy

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