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// True story
A sure sign you're a sys lab geek:
You go into the windows command prompt and immediately type in 'ls'.
You then curse for five minutes because 'ls' is not a windows command.
You then type in 'alias ls=dir' and curse for five more minutes because 'alias' is not a command.
You spend the next half an hour looking for the windows equivalent of 'alias' on the internet.
You type in 'doskey ls=dir' and then you type the following commands in:
cd Desktop
cd School
cd APCS
cd Javacraft
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// At a marching band competition, watching the VT marching band doing an exhibition
Jack: Man, this awesome! They're doing the hokey pokey! With sousaphones! I'm going to Virginia Tech just to be in the marching band.
Christian: You know, this is probably pretty standard for college marching bands.
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// During one of Mr. Kummer's stories
Mr. Kummer: Well, it was in the afternoon, and I walked into one of my 'watering holes,' and...
Student: Watering holes? You mean like starbucks?
Mr. Kummer: Um...no.
Someone else: Wait...in the afternoon, like during school?
// Later that class...
Mr. Kummer: Children, it's perfectly possible to sit in your favorite tavern, drink a beer, and not get drunk.
Someone: Any time?
Mr. Kummer: Yes, any time, even in the afternoon.
