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#696 + ()/172 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck thinks he is having a heart attack
Student: Mr. Kummer, come quick! I think Mr. Struck has passed out!
// Mr. Kummer enters Mr. Struck's classroom. Mr. Struck is laying back on his chair
Mr. Struck: Now I know I'm dead... *looks at Mr. Kummer* I'm in hell.
// Admin note: Quote correction submitted by Mr. Struck himself... -
#693 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
Saewind: let me tell you about my friend Katie
Saewind: (actually I have enough friends named Katie to populate a small island)
Saewind: "Quadrants, Katie, you devide them into quadrants!"
Saewind: "Qua-- wha?" *proceeds to blink* "I'm not naked... OH LOOK AT THAT CUTE PUPPY!!!" -
#689 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// About James Madison (who was about 5' 2") (hence, "Little Jimmy") and the constitutional convention
Mr. Kummer: So Little Jimmy was like the TJ perfectionist student. He took really long, detailed, comprehensive notes which he reviewed every morning outside the convention room. Naturally, this was silly of him but nonetheless good for us.
However, Little Jimmy apparently had a really hot wife, and whenever they held parties, Little Jimmy would go upstairs at like 8:00, sit in his bed, and read a book. Meanwhile, Dolly stayed downstairs all night and was apparently the life of the party. Nobody knows what exactly she was doing because Little Jimmy wasn't there to take notes. -
#681 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Sex vs. Halo 2:
OxyMoronic11: Haha, you like Halo better than sex
WeavingInsanity: yes i do
WeavingInsanity: Hey connor yes or no
WeavingInsanity: Halo 2 is better than sex
OxyMoronic11: Drew said yes.
Lupus1377: Hmm...on what level and sex with who?
WeavingInsanity: just sex in general
Lupus1377: Well, that could apply to people like, say, other men.
Lupus1377: Be more specific.
OxyMoronic11: Halo 2 vs. sex with women.
WeavingInsanity: damn u connor answer the fuggin question
Lupus1377: Again, it depends.
WeavingInsanity: OMG
Lupus1377: Halo 2 goes on for hours.
Lupus1377: Sex doesn't.
WeavingInsanity: ANSWER THE QUESTION
WeavingInsanity: ITS NOT THAT HARD
Lupus1377: But, sex sounds like it has multiple advantages of its own.
WeavingInsanity: CONNOR ANSWER THE QUESTION
Lupus1377: I'd have to say sex _with_ Halo 2.
WeavingInsanity: GOOD MAN!
OxyMoronic11: *dies* -
#678 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
//trying to describe tj to an incoming froshmore
a: yeah, people tried to tell me there was a social order, but i just laughed
b: no, really, there is
b: not much of one, but there is
a: yeah, right
b: we're not ALL geeks
a:*gives look*
b: all right, fine, we're all geeks... but we're geeks with a social order! -
#676 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
xhuwin: The crystal is the heart of the blade.
The heart is the crystal of the Jedi.
The Jedi is the crystal of the Force.
The Force is the blade of the heart.
xhuwin: parody that.
*a while later*
Hellhawk123: the brain is the heart of man
the heart is the phallus of the brain
the phallus is the brain of the man
man is the phallus of society
