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#587 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Class solves a fusion problem
Peter Cabrera: I'm getting a negative number...
Mr. Bagden: You ever heard of a fusion bomb?
Peter: Yeah...
Mr. Bagden: Does it suck energy?
Peter: No, but it's pretty negative.
*class laughs*
Mr. Bagden: I think I've said this before, but they really don't pay me enough. -
#573 + ()/137 - [ Report ]
// 2004 tech class, learning to strip the rubber off of wires
Mr. Randall: I'm going to have to watch you all strip now... I mean strip wire.
*students glance at each other*
Mr. Randall: I'm going to watch you girls strip first, um, strip wire. Let's see how fast you can strip. -
#565 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Referring to party in TA to which Tom was supposed to bring drinking cups.
Tom: You know, a funny thing happened when I tried to get the cups... We didn't have any. Luckily, my family is cheap. So instead of wasting our money buying cups, we just stole them...from our church. I wouldn't try to drink anything if you have an allergy to holy water.
