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#493 + ()/166 - [ Report ]
// Francisco hands in chem test long before anyone else is done
Mrs. Chhabra: Fransisco, you didn't do the back page.
Francisco: Yeah, I know.
Mrs. Chhabra: Well, why not?
Francisco: Because I wasn't paying attention when you showed us how to do it.
Mrs. Chhabra: Oh, well that's good. -
#488 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// Logan is using beowulf (a computer in the syslab)
Alex: You're not using Antigone? You're cheating on her!
Logan: I can't, someone else is on her. She's being raped.
Alex: And so you go off and use some other computer? You bastard!
Logan: The rules aren't the same for computers as they are for people.
Alex: Oh, you say that, but don't get mad when one day you see Antigone off frolicking with, say me.
Logan: Computers don't frolick! -
#486 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// Talking about publishing our IM conversations
Lechuck343: You know, the more I think about it, the better this whole "publishing" thing sounds. Think about it - if a woman can write a newspaper column about blow jobs and have it become a miniseries, could we not do the same thing here?
vgguy2789: no, because I don't give blow jobs -
#484 + ()/80 - [ Report ]
// Boy talking about HUM reading assignment of Horatio Alger stories. Background info: Horatio Alger wrote short stories about poor young boys who strike it rich through hard work and a bit of luck.
boy: So the main character in these Horatio Alger stories is named "Ragged Dick."
girl: Haha, that's funny.
boy: No, you don't understand. The specific book we're reading is named, "Ragged Dick and the Struggle Upwards."
girl: O_O -
#479 + ()/5 - [ Report ]
twizmer: I cannot bring myself to believe that prom is nearly as enjoyable as just having fun with one's friends.
twizmer: and that'd be cheaper too.
twizmer: it's just a lot of dumbritual.
TheDanTran: so.. do that
TheDanTran: and get murdered.
TheDanTran: uh.
twizmer: you see the dilemma
