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#440 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
vgguy2789: you see, like the many parts of a taco, there are different layers or aspects to this argument; some are apparent, equivalent to the crunchy shell.. but can you not see the beef, the fundamental truth behind the conscious belief of our humanity?
vgguy2789: the fact is, you cannot, because you choose not to see
Lechuck343: Maneesh, stop drawing metaphors from completely immaterial sources, such as fast food.
vgguy2789: you seal yourself away within walls of lettuce and cheese, hiding behind conflicted emotions
Lechuck343: And the whole "you choose not to see" is such cliched bullshit.
vgguy2789: only when you realize this can you enjoy all the tastes that the taco of life and consciousness has to offer
vgguy2789: this is the fundamental truth you must realize
Lechuck343: Maneesh...
Lechuck343: Shut the fuck up. -
#430 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Gonzales discussing gypsies of the past and the topic of Esmeralda from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" comes up.
Ms. G: So this is why we all know that Esmeralda will eventually become a prostitute. Think about it, if they didn't show her flinging her skirt everywhere and dressing like that, no one would've watched that movie. -
#425 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// In Techlab
Latimer: I've changed for the better. From now on, instead of saying "no", I will say, "that's an excellent idea." I'm going to be more positive!
Alex: Mr. Latimer, can we not do projects this year?
Latimer: Ooh...
Matt: Mr. Latimer, can we have doughnuts?
Latimer: That's an excellent idea! -
#422 + ()/294 - [ Report ]
// During 2nd period Tech class with new Tech teacher Mr. Pearce (from England)
Mr. Pearce: And this is how you do calculate the force.
Hannah: Your mom calculates the force.
Bart: Shut up.
Hayne: Your mom shuts up.
Bart: Just shut up and do it.
Ryan: Your mom does it. in bed. BUT NOT FOR FREE
*burst of laughter*
// 14 your mom jokes and 20 mins later
Bart: So you put the bar in there?
Julia: YOUR MOM PUTS THE BAR IN THERE... IN BED... FOR FREE!!!
Mr. Pearce: SHUT UP! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL AMERICAN MOTHERS ARE WHORES?
*everyone pauses... looks at each other*
Everyone in unison: YES!!!
Mr. Pearce (whispering): Bloody hell... -
#421 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the end of learning for AB calc.
Ms. Spoden: I'm not going to be taking attendance, so you don't really need to be here. But if you are here, you're not out wandering the halls. "Whose class are you supposed to be in right now?" "Durr--uh, Ms. Spoden's class." NO! You're at Starbucks. -
#420 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
Mr. S. Rose: So, my friend told me this joke yesterday. How many Texas Aggies does it take to eat an armadilla?
// The class falls silent.
Mr. S. Rose: Three. One to eat the armadilla, one to look down the road to the left, and one to look down the road to the right.
// Unnatural silence. A kid raises his hand.
Kid: What's a Texas Aggie?
