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#411 + ()/6 - [ Report ]
// While browsing around CMU web style guide
alexv: no wonder all their websites look so good.. they tell you what to do
website: "The official red Carnegie Mellon wordmark is a fixed element. It should always link users back to the Carnegie Mellon home page."
twiz: always... "if you jack with us, we will kill you" -
#408 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
uji: what the fuck's wrong with my body chemistry?
uji: i just drank two bottles of bawls in the space of ten minutes and promptly fell asleep
volkovitsky: hey, eugene, what class is this?
uji: geosystems?
volkovitsky: that was THREE HOURS AGO, you insomniacal cunt. now lay off the caffeine. -
#395 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// Talking about hiccups in biology, Mr. McFaden turns to a personal anecdotes after a few minutes of contemplation
Mr. McFaden: So a long time ago I went to a parochial Catholic school. Mind you this was back in the fifties. The pope at the time had the hiccups so the nun had us praying that they would stop. By the way, a short prayer is sometimes called an ejaculation from the latin root which means throw out. So the nuns had us ejaculating so the pope would stop hiccuping.
