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// During Anthro (gender studies):
Ms. Gecan: I was once a skanky ho, but now I'm Venus of the Kitchen!

Tags: gecan
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TheDanTran: how was your Latin AP?
empakt137: rape. wait I'd say agressive consensual sex
TheDanTran: ...
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// In geometry class
Lutes: If I keep pushing buttons I'll eventually get the right answer!
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duchess1777: ok
duchess1777: right that
duchess1777: *wright
duchess1777: wait...
duchess1777: rite
duchess1777: no
duchess1777: er...
#347 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

Dan Wright: There have been numerous warrior dudes with significant death interest, but they always paid it off at the end of each month.

Tags: dan_wright
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// After seeing a recent picture of himself online
sirquackingston: cool
sirquackingston: does my nose always look that pointy?
thedantran: ...

Tags: andrew_deason dan_tran
#345 + (+43)/43 - [ Report ]

// At It's Academic practice

Dan Wright (reading): Who invented the elevator safety brake?
Others: ...
Dan Wright: His name's on every elevator...
Dan Schaffer: Up?

Tags: dan_schaffer
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// In APCS
'Teacher': What?! We're not playing cooperative? We're killing each other? AAAGH! You killed me!
#342 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

Will: My goal is to go through life with a sense of humor and a +10 Greatsword of Doom.
#341 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

See.
See Colin.
See Colin backslash.
See Colin backslash Windows.
See Colin backslash Windows with an arrow.
#340 + (+34)/36 - [ Report ]

// Mrs. Parnell is showing the class how to solve a problem on the board
Mrs. Parnell: And now we have to combine like terms, haven't heard that in a while have you?
// She writes this on the board and realizes the like terms are surprisingly simple:
2 + 1 =
Mrs Parnell: So, what would be the answer to this part? Two plus one equals?
Class: ...
Mrs. Parnell: Come on, you can do it...
Class: ...
// Finally some student mumbles "um...three?" loud enough for her to hear, after a long silence
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// While discussing how we could do our own "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" radio play
Logan: Now we just need a Marvin.
Wil K. (enthusiastically): I could be Marvin!
Alfie: Not with that kind of attitude.
Wil K.: Oh... I mean, I could be Marvin, but I would be terrible at it, and everyone would hate me... even more.
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Mr. McFaden: That was "c", as in "kitty cat"
Sean: What? There's no "c" in "kitty cat"!... Wait....
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Dr. Dell: If you put enough electric current through me, I would adopt a whole series of religions in succession. That's how powerful it is.

Tags: dell physics
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// Upon Mrs. O'Brien talking about how Hum classes wouldn't work in trailers due to the dividing wall
Anon.: Can the walls be taken down, or are they there for structural purposes?
Wil K.: Was the Berlin Wall there for structural purposes?

Tags: hum obrien
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// Looking at Windows Laptop
Logan: Holy Crap! There's a hole in your computer!
Harmon: That's the slot for the PCMCIA card.
Logan: OK, you were supposed to chuckle and laugh, not actually point that out.
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// While discussing the word "callipygian"
Kif: Please don't tell me you were comparing shapely butts with your fellow English teachers!
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// While reading the play "A Doll's House" in English
HELMER. Nora!
NORA. [Screams] Oh-!
HELMER. What is this? You know what's in this letter?
NORA. Yes, I know.
Griff: We can save fifteen percent on our car insurance!
#331 + (+44)/50 - [ Report ]

// An AIM conversation with Dan Wright.

[Dan]: I AM RUNNING OF TO RUSSIA TO FIGHT FOR THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF COMMUNISM
[Amy]: Fine. Run "of" to Russia.
[Dan]: OF TO RUSSIA
...
[Dan]: WE DO NOT TYPE WELL IN RUSSIA
[Amy]: ...Technically, that should be in Russian.
[Dan]: WE DO NOT USE BOURGEOIUS CAPITALIST SPELLING
[Amy]: Or capitalization?
[Amy]: Capitalization is too capitalist.
[Dan]: DAMN RIGHT

Tags: dan_wright
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tubaplayer152: dude...
AntarcticPhoenix: hm?
tubaplayer152: that was a general use dude. The kind that can mean "Hello", "Goodbye", "I want to have your babies", or anything else
tubaplayer152: it has no meaning
AntarcticPhoenix: ...
AntarcticPhoenix: go get your own babies
tubaplayer152: Where? 7-11?
AntarcticPhoenix: well, they have bawls....
tubaplayer152: among other things

Tags: jack_breese nathan_watson
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// Geosystems, after a conversation about directions
Erin: I can change the subject and talk about my dress!
Twiz: Only if it's interesting.
Erin: Well, it's--
Twiz: It's only interesting if it's, like, leather with weird straps...
Erin: I think I'm going to have to tell Plasker about that...
Twiz: He'd be on my side.
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// In geosystems
Alice (looking at an ArcView map): "Psychedelic."
Twiz: "Nah. Psychedelic needs more yellow."
Alice: *blank stare*
Twiz: "Haven't you ever _been_ high?"
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At no time should your fingers leave your hands.

---Mrs. Ulrey

Tags: ulrey
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Stebby's Dad: Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
Stebby: No. Just no.
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// A high-quality film discussion in lit.

Mr. Richardson: So he sticks his hand down that toilet, and he doesn't know whether he's going to pull out his ring or a...handful of fun.

Tags: richardson

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