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Jack: hmm

Phil Arevalo: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way...
Man. So this is what procrastinating for 9 months gets you.
// In reference to the AP Bio Ecology Packet

Jack: didnt get the abortion in time
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// After coming to the sad realization this was the only guy on my buddylist with a gf online
thejediduck: ahah!
thejediduck: i see now, my belief that my long hair made we sexy was right all along!
thetaotao: mhm
thejediduck: also, i have learned that a beard helps
thejediduck: must keep growing it
#292 + (+18)/24 - [ Report ]

Guide to having sex in binary:

I'm turned on
1
I'm turned off
0

You filled my register
11111111

Shift a bit to the right
01111111

Shift a bit to the left
11111110

Buffer Overflow... Core Dump
(null)
#291 + (+23)/29 - [ Report ]

Anon. Person: Dude, you need to get a girlfriend or something.
Logan: I have a girlfriend! Her name is Antigone, and she's mostly built of polycarbonate and silicon!
AP: ...
AP: That's great. Weird, but great.
Logan: And totally impromptu!

Tags: logan_kearsley
#290 + (+10)/12 - [ Report ]

Mr. Blackwell: Well, John Keats is a sexy little guy....he's a sexual whirligig!

Tags: blackwell
#289 + (+39)/41 - [ Report ]

Mr. Blackwell: You know, artists write better stuff when they're on drugs. Like... Britney Spears. She's not on drugs, but I wish she was!

Tags: blackwell
#288 + (+32)/38 - [ Report ]

Mr. Blackwell: "Remember class...eating people is bad."

Tags: blackwell
#287 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

Uh, Sung Won, that's the TBE buffer. *That's* the soap. - Brian
#286 + (+210)/224 - [ Report ]

// Upon two people from another class entering the syslab.
Mr. Latimer: Look out, here's some people we don't know, they may have knives.

Tags: latimer syslab
#285 + (−1)/9 - [ Report ]

twinofhugin: wait
twinofhugin: are you using the cat as a stylus?
#284 + (+1)/13 - [ Report ]

Arucard(00:13:59): mmm
Arucard(00:14:05): its a quarter after tommorow
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// Mr. Bagden cracks a bad joke, class doesn't laugh much
Mr. Bagden: That wasn't much of a reaction. I'm disappointed.
Michael Murphy: So are we, Mr. Bagden.

Tags: bagden michael_murphy
#281 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

wdad: tbh they should have It's Academic that allows you to use google
zing: that would be priceless
wdad: i'd be like EAT THAT JACOB OPPENHEIM
wdad: FEELING LUCKY NOW, BITCH?
#280 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

// Mrs. MacLean is explaining that she won't be in Monday, so Mr. Zack will teach both English and Gov.
Mrs. MacLean: On Monday, Mr. Zack will be me and himself.
Sahm: Oh the things they do with science.

Tags: maclean zack
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Jason: Man, if I could just remember all the stupid things I've said, I could make them into a book and it would sell like wildfire.
*pause*
Jason: ...that would go into it.
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// Mr. Strong, when reading his email, suddenly has a confused "wtf?" look on his face

Strong: Whiskey.... tango.... foxtrot....?

Tags: strong
#275 + (−23)/27 - [ Report ]

Evan: Tjbash brings joy to my heart in times of darkness.
Evan: Like now.
Evan: It's dark outside.
Evan: Damn sun.
Evan: Going away like that.
Evan: Stupid loser.
Evan: IT HATES ME!
Lee: LOL.
Lee: Yes It does.
Evan: CURSE YOU, KEPLER!

Tags: tjbash
#274 + (+2)/6 - [ Report ]

// Physics and the right hand rule
mireiyuincorsica: i hate it when i wind up with a right hand rule that looks like i have to cut off my fingers and sew it to the other side of my hand?

Tags: physics
#272 + (−6)/10 - [ Report ]

A: If you stab somebody with potentiometers, can you change their resistance?
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HellHawk123: dude i have this great idea
HellHawk123: lets have sex parties
HellHawk123: like seperately i mean
scake273: .. .
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The Unknown 1M: Damn you spam!
The Unknown 1M: It starts out so well too!
The Unknown 1M: "Whats up? :) You have the advantage of me! :)"
The Unknown 1M: I was like "what?!?!? HOT DAMN!"
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"Boris, I'm going to pick you up by your eyelashes and throw you out the window."
- Mrs. Chhabra

Tags: chemistry chhabra
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Mr. Blackwell: Hey! We don't use words like "labial fricative" in this class!
*class laughs*
Me: That's going to tjbash.
Mr. Blackwell: NO!

Tags: blackwell tjbash
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Ms. Schmid: I've never had a student fail the Geoscience SOL. And furthermore, most of them get the Pass Advanced.
Matt Isakowitz: Not only do we know what rocks ARE, we can SPELL IT TOO!

Tags: geosystems matt_isakowitz schmid sol
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Dad: Be sure you're saving periodically in case your computer crashes.
Me: Oh, don't worry. I save like Jesus.

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