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#5095 + ()/77 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes makes a math error while discussing derivatives
Class: Oh! Oh! You didn't divide by dt!
Forbes: Ok, ok! You know, when I was teaching at a lower level high school, I used to offer students 1 bonus point for typos, 2 points for a math error, and 5 points for a conceptual error. Naturally, this had their eyes glued to the board the whole class.
Class: *jaws hit the floor in disbelief*
Forbes: Of course, I can't give this opportunity to you guys, because you'd have 4 billion points by the end of the first quarter.
// 2 minutes later
Student: You forgot to distribute delta x.
Forbes: Dammit! -
#5087 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
// First day of World History 2 with Mr. Sacks, doing an icebreaker
Sacks: I'm a food whore. I'll eat anything and everything. Put something edible in the same room as me and I'll be the first at the table.
Student A: I can bake something and bring it in.
Sacks: Great!
Student B: How about fruit?
Sacks: *gags* Ugh, who eats that stuff? -
#5027 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, Brian wakes up as everyone laughs that he’s asleep
Majeske: Did you have a good nap?
Brian: No.
Majeske: Aw… why not?
Brian: You’re a loud man.
*Majeske raises his eyebrows*
Brian: And because I couldn’t help but listen to your interesting lecture.
Majeske: Good response. You’re still dead meat, but good response. -
#5026 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// Talking about why Barney Frank isn’t President in Gov
Majeske: He’s openly gay. I don’t know if America is ready for a gay president.
Aviv: He’s also Jewish. And left-handed.
Majeske: But the people in his district are such big believers in him, they’ll reelect him after his death.
Zach: So then he’ll be a left-handed gay Jew zombie?
