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Vanessa Miller: Don't attack me while I'm stripping!

#263 + (−16)/16 - [ Report ]

twinofmunin: schematics == sex
twinofmunin: if you disagree, you haven't been doing it right

#262 + (+12)/12 - [ Report ]

darkwinggtr: it isn't stalking, it's using the internet for maximum amusement

#261 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

Ms. Schmid: Okay guys, I just wanted to let you know that you're going to be having a major test next Friday on Chapter 4.
Jason: Wait, what's chapter 4? Is that all those quizzes I /failed/ last quarter?
Ms. Schmid: ...yes.
Jason: ...crap.

#260 + (+12)/16 - [ Report ]

// Argument during chemistry
Doug: Look, the solution has to have a neutral charge. It can't be negative.
Evan: Just because something HAS to be a certain way doesn't mean you should ASSUME it is.

#259 + (+15)/21 - [ Report ]

Nathan Watson: You know you're a geek when instead of air guitar, you play air keyboard.

#258 + (+2)/8 - [ Report ]

Guy with a Tbone: i was just out with him, andy, colin, and andrew
Guy with a Tbone: and pat just kept on insulting my sexuality, claiming that i was gay
Guy with a Tbone: i felt like i was in a counter-strike game :/

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Sammi Boi 42288: deriv of tan
Sammi Boi 42288: sex^2?
Sammi Boi 42288: sec....
SuperGreek555: oh yeah
Sammi Boi 42288: shows where my mind is <_<

#255 + (−2)/12 - [ Report ]

// About an illustration of the Spanish Armada
A: "They look like rubber duckies"
B: "They're more like big, armored rubber duckies"

#254 + (+73)/79 - [ Report ]

// In English class while talking about whether everything is art or not and using a wide roll of masking tape as an example
Suzanne: Anything could be considered art, but to be art that thing has to inspire emotion. If someone had a traumatic experience where they were tied up in tape, the tape might inspire emotions in that person, so it would be art to them.
// Mr. Richardson holds the roll of tape towards Suzanne
Mr. Richardson: So this roll of tape would be art if I smashed it into your face?

#252 + (+19)/19 - [ Report ]

// Lee tends to the weather database
Lee: Crap. Did I just overwrite the wind? I overwrote the wind. Fuck.

#251 + (+23)/31 - [ Report ]

// Reviewing rest types in orchestra
*draws on board*
Class: Half rest!
*draws some more*
Class: Whole rest!
**
Class: Quarter rest!
**
Class: Eighth rest!
*adds flag*
Class: Sixteenth!
**
Class: 32nd!
**
Class: 64th!
*adds square root symbol*
Andy Menke: 8 rad 2th!
William Yang: The square root of 64 is 8....

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// In reference to 4-20
Phil: we have to come up with some excuse to celebrate it
Avi: ?
Phil: like...
Phil: it's...a little under 1.5pi
Avi: ...holy shit you loser
Phil: thattttt's me!
Phil: (admit it, you checked to see if i was right)
Avi: actually no
Avi: i just took your word for it cus i know pi is 7/22

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twinofmunin: :D
N_A: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
twinofmunin: oh snap
twinofmunin: i am outgunned

#247 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

// Talking about economic stimulus (in an AP free response question), Mr. Kummer notices Amy is rubbing her legs together because she is cold
Kummer: This will probably come out wrong, but are you stimulated?

#246 + (+191)/193 - [ Report ]

// In Comp Phys
Dr. Dell: Turn off that game!
*Blake minimizes the game*
Dr. Dell: Don't make it go away, turn it off! Do I look like a humanities teacher?

#244 + (+15)/15 - [ Report ]

// Dan Wright has just described someone as "Hitlerine"
Sam: Where did the word "Hitlerine" come from?
Dan: I don't know. I'm neologizing as I go.

#243 + (−6)/20 - [ Report ]

twinofmunin: i find the most terrifying things on the internet: "An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator."

#242 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

twinofmunin: =========================[}
twinofmunin: *thwuck*
twinofmunin: you have been pied
NorthernS0ng: oh come ON, I rolled a 19

#241 + (+32)/60 - [ Report ]

**Allison pretends to hit on Megan**
M: I'm sorry, I find Orlando Bloom waaaay too attractive to switch sides. But I'll always be your straight girlfriend.
A: But he looks like a girl! It's not much of a stretch
M: True.
A: I mean by a large stretch you look like Xena.
M: What do you mean large? I'm sexy!
A: Well you have the hair, but not the eyes, and not the uhhhhhhh
M: Yes.......... Okay, so I'm not well endowed does it matter?
A: You make up for it in ass.
M: This is true.

#240 + (−6)/14 - [ Report ]

thedantran: car has seen half the internet.
twinofmunin: half?
twinofmunin: more than half
thedantran: ...

#239 + (+4)/8 - [ Report ]

sirquackingston: Desperation = A Rope Ends It
sirquackingston: (anagrams are fun)
thedantran: ...

#238 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

HellHawk123: see i had to add some spice
HellHawk123: or as sra. krafft would say
HellHawk123: aspice
scake273: nono
scake273: it's
scake273: eeespice
scake273: like
scake273: escool
scake273: do you go to escool?
HellHawk123: yeah
HellHawk123: or sra. gonz's case
scake273: schOOOOOOell
scake273: *constipated face*
HellHawk123: yeah

#237 + (−2)/8 - [ Report ]

// About 4am, LAN parties, etc.
Barnett: like when i went into a fit of laughter
Barnett: and fell on your keyboard
Barnett: and fell asleep
Barnett: rofl
d a r k mage1616: you reach that point where your body generates its own marijuana

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thedantran: Google Ads is quality
thedantran: Domain Conference
Roundtable Conference for Domain
owners. May 25-27th in Seattle, WA.
www.domainroundtable.com
thedantran: ...
sirquackingston: that's.... interesting
sirquackingston: are they going to find new, revolutionary ideas in domain selling?
thedantran: yeah. something like that.
sirquackingston: I can imagine
sirquackingston: just a bunch of suits sitting in a room
sirquackingston: going "so, anyone got any ideas this year?"
sirquackingston: *awkward silence*
sirquackingston: "well, have a good trip back, now"