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Herb Tyson says: i thought lj was broken.
Herb Tyson says: i was wrong.
Herb Tyson says: i'm the one who was broken
Herb Tyson says: but, now i'm fixed.
Herb Tyson says: no... wait...
#232 + (+30)/32 - [ Report ]

// TJ stress (cadilackid not from TJ).
cadilackid: I think I'm starting to feel a fraction of your stress, it's been the week from Hell and it just won't end :p
thedantran: hm.
thedantran: here's what you do
thedantran: you take that week of hell
thedantran: make it 52 weeks of hell
thedantran: and multiply by satan
thedantran: and you have a fraction of TJ

Tags: tj
#231 + (−14)/18 - [ Report ]

Lee: Bah@you.
Barnett: bah@you.aol.com
Barnett: ahhh pizzowned
#230 + (+90)/98 - [ Report ]

// After working out a problem on the board.
Mrs. Parnell: You see, what kind of skills does that take to do?
Boris: Mad skills?

Tags: math parnell
#229 + (+32)/36 - [ Report ]

// Mr. Strong in 2nd period Comp Arch
Strong: So can you quantify your probability to roxor this within the next 60 minutes?

Tags: strong
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Andrew: Timbuktu is in Africa, and Maryland apparently.
Dan: I think Timbuktu, Maryland is a symlink to Timbuktu, Africa.
Victor: Are you sure it isn't a hard link?
#227 + (+12)/12 - [ Report ]

// During a capacitor demo
Mr. Bagden: This is a BFC. A big freaking capacitor.
Class: *light laughter*
Mr. Bagden: I'd expect more of a laugh when Mr. Bagden uses profanity. I'm disappointed in you all.

Tags: bagden physics
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// During an E&M lecture
Dr. Dell: So, I put a force on the wire, Fme...that's what I say every morning

Tags: dell physics
#225 + (+31)/35 - [ Report ]

"Polio, isn't that an STD?"
-Nathaniel Stoltz

Tags: nathaniel_stoltz
#224 + (+134)/142 - [ Report ]

Evan: Real Swiss chocolate? Like from actual Sweden?
#223 + (+13)/19 - [ Report ]

Deranged COWard: thats wat sucks about tj
Deranged COWard: caculators are like unguarded virgins

Tags: tj
#222 + (+103)/107 - [ Report ]

// The opening words on a lecture on STDs
Dr. Deivert: I have about 9 STDs, to give you right now. These are common STDs... umm wait I mean here are ...

Tags: deivert health
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twinofmunin: ]aDFojkga;oiedjgoaiejrhg
darkwinggtr: please terminate your strings, kthx
twinofmunin: \0
#220 + (+27)/29 - [ Report ]

// Talking about imperialism in Hum Class
Lee: Bill Gates could, like, buy France.
Evan: Sure...
Lee: Maybe he should just buy Lexmark.
Evan: ...The printer company?
Lee: Uhh... no I mean... ummm...
Evan: Do you mean Luxembourg?
Lee: Yeah...
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John Sherwood: I'll kick you so hard that even your children will be sterile!

Tags: john_sherwood
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sHARD>>: Hey Dan, wanna see a statement which will have you going O.o while I go "it's a long story don't ask?"
sHARD>>: "(19:55:46) • +sHARD ponders what it must like have lesbian incest with your former g/f"
Dan: what the fuckety fuck.

Tags: dan_tran
#217 + (+22)/26 - [ Report ]

Drew: Hey, let's make a Beowulf cluster to be our web server.
Jack: You're not supposed to run PHP on multiple processors.
Dan: Distributed PHP? That's awesome!
BRJ: That's the greatest idea since, like, putting your foot in a blender.

Tags: bryan_rau-jacobs
#216 + (+35)/37 - [ Report ]

// LiveJournal Discussion
whiskeredguy: I'm a "TJ Parent" of a 3rd year student at TJ. And I can bloody well assure you that ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
sleepsong: You are without a doubt The. Coolest. Dad. Ever.
ritos_revenge: I concur.

Tags: tj
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// Stupid Algebra 2 hw was find 3 misleading graphs

DisembowelingOne: misleading
DisembowelingOne: graphs
DisembowelingOne: dollar a piece
DisembowelingOne: lol
DisembowelingOne: :-)
DisembowelingOne: come on dude
thetaotao: damn
thetaotao: FUCK
thetaotao: FUCK
thetaotao: hmmm
thetaotao: microsoft.com it shall be
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// During the Hum 2 DC field trip.
Deason: Hey Andrew, your backpack is very small...and feminine.
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// Logan Kearsley maintains that you can't find things out on the internet:
Logan: "Do YOU know the heat of formation of aminoglucose? I don't know! Google doesn't know!"

Tags: logan_kearsley
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// During the Hum II field trip, outside the Hirshhorn building
Ravi Udeshi: *picks up cell phone* Hello? Who is this? *pause* This better not be a telemarketer, because I have better things to do with my time. I'm on the toilet right now. *pause* Hello? I'M ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW! I don't waste time with telemarketers. *pause* Oh, hi Michael. SHIT.

Tags: ravi_udeshi
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//O_O

Lady Cregga: omg my dad told me a funny story about gonorrhea
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thetaotao: there's a guy on a server with that ip named sg1
Lee Burton: LOL?
Lee Burton: Let me go KILL him
Lee Burton: :-P
Lee Burton: WNxSG1 has join the game
Lee Burton: WNxSG1 kills SG1 with p90
Lee Burton: Last message repeats 1000 times.
Lee Burton: SG1 has disconnect and promised to change name.

Tags: lee_burton
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Jack Breese: I was just cleaning my room, and I found a pair of pants I'd never seen before. And my mom was all "WTF! I'v never seen those either." I think I'll put them on ebay as haunted or something.
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O
Jack Breese: They were like, fat dude pants.
AntarcticPhoenix: they probably grew there
Jack Breese: wouldn't doubt it
AntarcticPhoenix: some of your other pants
AntarcticPhoenix: reproduced
AntarcticPhoenix: do pants spore?
Jack Breese: I'd bet they do. Asexual pants reproduction.
Jack Breese: Unless pants have penises.
Jack Breese: Do skirts have vaginas?
AntarcticPhoenix: .....
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O

Tags: jack_breese nathan_watson

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