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#203 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
Lee Burton: I USE LINKS ALL THE TIME
Lee Burton: I HATE TABLES IN IT.
Lee Burton: ESP WHEN USED FOR DESIGN.
Barney672: TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
Barney672: THEN MAYBE WE CAN BE CIVILIZED
Barney672: ALTHOUGH BEFORE
Lee Burton: I HELD SHIFT ^_^
Barney672: I JUST HELD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY
Barney672: LMAO
Lee Burton: LMAO -
#200 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
burningphire: gawd...running dnetc on dim, eating all the resources :-P
twinofmunin: who, me? :P
burningphire: yea, you
twinofmunin: couldn't be!
burningphire: 23474 car 39 19 544 440 468 R 99.0 0.2 26124:38 dnetc
twinofmunin: ... it's a nursery rhyme. you're supposed to go along. -
#198 + ()/365 - [ Report ]
// During a crew practice, calling out the strokes w/ pauses. We just passed a girl's boat that was badly messing up.
Graham (yelling): ROW! ... ROW! ... ROW!
Graham (whispering, annoyed): Everyone's looking at the fucking girl's boat and not paying any fucking attention...
Graham (yelling again): FUCK! er.. ROW! -
#194 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
Colin Buss: i'm looking at the verizon fios website and it says it's only 15 Mbps
Colin Buss: that's slow
Colin Buss: omg
Colin Buss: cable's 100 isn't it?
Arucard: the internet you have is only (prolly) 512 kilobytes / sec
Arucard: thats equivelent to about 4 megabits / sec
Colin Buss: my wireless is 11 Mbps
Colin Buss: my thing says "connection speed: 11 Mbps"
Arucard: internal 802.11b wireless == 11megabits / sec
Arucard: fios == 15 megabits / sec
Arucard: fios is FASTER THAN internal wireless network
Colin Buss: ok, well my wired computer says "connection speed: 100 Mbps"
Arucard: thats internal lan you freak
Colin Buss: i have to work on my project -
#188 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
HellHawk123: Busy planning to be spontaneous.
HellHawk123: i love that
xCake273: it actually makes sense
xCake273: cause he PLANS to be spontaneous
xCake273: but the acutal being spontaneous part is spontaneous
HellHawk123: k it was supposed to be a simple oxymoron
HellHawk123: BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP -
#187 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
//ud=undead garg=gargoyle wyv=wyvern (wind rider)
HellHawk123: dude i have to give u this awesome replay
HellHawk123: i pwned this ud guy
HellHawk123: it was my proudest moment
sCake273: that was one of the best shitts ive ever taken
sCake273: it was awesome
sCake273: i have it on replay
sCake273: i pwned this toilet
sCake273: it was my proudest moment
HellHawk123: dude
HellHawk123: i hate u
HellHawk123: i have to admit
HellHawk123: i had NO RAIDER MICRO
HellHawk123: and i didnt realize he had 3 gargs when i had 3 wyvs
HellHawk123: so i had to switch to beserkers
sCake273: yeah mean i feelling it
HellHawk123: in like 3 minutes
sCake273: see
sCake273: i had like
sCake273: no toilet paper at all
sCake273: so i was like omgomgom
HellHawk123: and i picked up a healing ward!!
sCake273: and the toilet was totally raping me
HellHawk123: it was pwnage
sCake273: and when i pcked up the soap
sCake273: and was like OWNAGE WOANGE
sCake273: then i screamed like a japanese school girl for help -
#184 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
A well-known sentiment is that of "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens".
Less well known are the two variations derived from this, to wit:
"Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates."
...so please stop killing kittens. It rains too often already.
And:
"Every time a kitten masturbates, God kills you."
...which is slightly alarming. Get your kittens fixed, please.
