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The Washington Post Magazine says that Thomas Jefferson's teachers tell their students, "The only thing that truly matter is what kind of person you are"
All they forgot was the ellipsis and "and that you have a 4.1 GPA"
#169 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

// CS Source:

|PSSH|Mirage: damnit lag my ping's 100
|PSSH|Mirage: maybe i should stop downloading pot...
<some other guy>: WTF?

// Note PoT is Prince of Tennis
#167 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

Forbes: Ropes are notoriously stupid. They have no sensory information.

Tags: forbes
#166 + (+32)/32 - [ Report ]

Forbes: It's illegal to sell rabbits in Fairfax County. I don't know why. Maybe someone took Monty Python seriously.

Tags: forbes
#165 + (+17)/17 - [ Report ]

Forbes: And then you have the reaction time of a clinically dead person.

Tags: forbes
#164 + (−6)/12 - [ Report ]

angeldesignpro:
UVA Engineering = good, but not great
CMU Comp sci = money shot

CMU = neat and different
UVA = TJ2: TJ's Revenge

CMU = dance parties
UVA = sorrow
#163 + (+7)/7 - [ Report ]

Lady: Don't run with the herd. Be the albino cow.

Tags: lady
#161 + (+18)/18 - [ Report ]

Forbes: If you can avoid thinking, do so!

Tags: forbes
#160 + (+6)/6 - [ Report ]

David (Scherzinger): *shouting across room* Katie, what's my cell phone number?!?!

Tags: david_scherzinger
#159 + (+17)/17 - [ Report ]

Victor: WHY DON'T MORE SWANS STICK TO MY BALL?!?!

Tags: victor_mircea
#158 + (−1)/7 - [ Report ]

Fleming (to Devraj): "Are you going to CMU?"
Devraj: "No--*pointing at twismer* he's going to CMU..."
Twismer (pointing at Devraj): "You _want_ to go to CMU--our robot is bigger than yours!"
#157 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

// Trying to open a Netflix envelope
Devraj: "So do you know how to open these right?"
Dtran: "They have a label on the side that says 'Open along this side'"
Devraj: "Oh"
#156 + (+65)/65 - [ Report ]

geniusditz: When is the last day of school for seniors?
angeldesignpro: I think it was around February 2nd?
#154 + (+4)/8 - [ Report ]

TheDarkFuzz: and if you told me to multiply them by i
TheDarkFuzz: and put it all over infinity
TheDarkFuzz: to the 0
TheDarkFuzz: and then L'hospital it
TheDarkFuzz: till I got pi
TheDarkFuzz: I would
Dareth8: Oh, well of course you're supposed to be doing that, haven't you been doing that all along?
TheDarkFuzz: Shit.
TheDarkFuzz: ...
TheDarkFuzz: are you serious?
#153 + (+23)/29 - [ Report ]

Charlie: *knocks on metal* I hope there's no workout today
Penguin: You're supposed to knock on wood you know
Charlie: Well does it look like I have wood?!
#152 + (+14)/22 - [ Report ]

Snowcap301: When I am kiiiing...
Y2Katie0325: you can be king of your island
Y2Katie0325: but i'll be queen of the world
Snowcap301: Yes, but my island will be a floating nuclear battle fortress guarded by Amazon warriors with magical powers.
Snowcap301: So there.
Snowcap301: ...Bitch. XP
Y2Katie0325: Well... my hotsexy second-in-command pimp (to be named) will organize his hotsexy hoes to surround your island, seduce your warriors, and leave you unprotected!
Y2Katie0325: Then, your warriors will have AIDS, and your island will be under my command!
Snowcap301: ...My Amazons aren't lesbians!
Y2Katie0325: But my hoes are just that hot.
Y2Katie0325: Take that. Bitch.
Snowcap301: Damnation.
#151 + (+83)/91 - [ Report ]

// From the Physics Discussion Board
Katie Tyson: I'm getting the same thing, except three decimal places off...
OH WAIT. The answers are in milli-horseshoes, not just plain horseshoes.
Mr. Rose: A horseshoe should be read as an ohm.

Tags: j_rose katie_tyson physics
#150 + (+29)/31 - [ Report ]

AntarcticPhoenix: like meg
AntarcticPhoenix: *meh
AntarcticPhoenix: but not quite
Jack Breese: who is meg?
AntarcticPhoenix: *****MEH
Jack Breese: is she hot?

Tags: jack_breese nathan_watson
#149 + (+17)/19 - [ Report ]

tubaplayer152: my linux box stopped displaying recently.
tubaplayer152: fortunately, it's text only.
tubaplayer152: I think I just sshed into tj, but i'm not sure. I could be playing nethack.

Tags: jack_breese
#147 + (−5)/17 - [ Report ]

// Commenting on inadvertently typing "yes" in the terminal instead of the IM window.
Kyle Moffett: "yes no"
John Livingston: err
John Livingston: "no"
John Livingston: yes
Kyle Moffett: yes
Kyle Moffett: "no"
John Livingston: no
John Livingston: yes
Kyle Moffett: lots of "no"
John Livingston: yes

Tags: john_livingston kyle_moffett
#146 + (−12)/12 - [ Report ]

// About mapping an image to a 3d physics simulation.
// No, really. I swear.
"Look, it's Ms. Lodal in harmonic oscillation!"

Tags: lodal
#145 + (+38)/40 - [ Report ]

"I'm giving up, I can't do this polar coordinates homework right now."
"Why are you giving up?"
"I just can't think straight right now."
"You're not supposed to think straight; you're working in polar."

Tags: math
#143 + (+58)/62 - [ Report ]

Mr. Forbes: So you have some mass, m, and something comes along and causes it to move, some force. THE HAND OF GOD! ...or if you prefer, THE SECULAR HAND OF EXTERNAL FORCE!

Tags: forbes physics
#142 + (−2)/8 - [ Report ]

TheDanTran: What happens when I do phpinfo()???????????
SirQuackingston: meh?
SirQuackingston: it prints out a bunch of php information?
SirQuackingston: colorful tables, config values, etc?
TheDanTran: ...
SirQuackingston: oh, heh
SirQuackingston: you acted really concerned
SirQuackingston: like, phpinfo was printing out passwords or obscene language or something
#141 + (−2)/8 - [ Report ]

darkwinggtr: holy crap, wikipedia has a lot about sausages
darkwinggtr: just think how much awesome it's going to have in 5 years

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