TJbash.org

Quote Browser

• #140 + (−3)/7 - [ Report ]

  We're going to turn ourselves into soul pretzels! - Ms. Maeda

  Tags: maeda

• #139 + (−1)/19 - [ Report ]

  // Straight from the hells of MSN tech support.
  Ryan: Brand new Dell, just out of the box.
  Ryan: Tried to dial to MSN 800# to install MSN
  Ryan: McAfee pops up and locks the computer up
  Ryan: Then it BSODs
  Ryan: and so we reboot
  Ryan: and log in
  Ryan: and get "Windows has recovered from a serious error."
  Ryan: WHAT SERIOUS ERROR!
  Ryan: IT'S A BRAND NEW COMPUTER THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON THE INTERNET!!
  Ryan: Seriously!
  Ryan: Talk about "Out of the box" experience.      

• #138 + (+6)/8 - [ Report ]

  AntarcticPhoenix: mmmm
  AntarcticPhoenix: caffeine
  AntarcticPhoenix: i seriously need more energy from actual food or something

  Tags: nathan_watson

• #137 + (−57)/69 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: i was going 70 on the greenway and illix was like "PLEASE SLOW DOWN OMFG WAY TOO FAST IT'S FUCKING SNOWING"
  twinofmunin: i lvoe driving
  twinofmunin: *love

• #136 + (−2)/16 - [ Report ]

  SirQuackingston: uber-random thought of the moment
  SirQuackingston: explode($syslab); //boom

• #135 + (+56)/62 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: doing your computer on the homework takes soo much longer

  Tags: dan_tran

• #134 + (+30)/40 - [ Report ]

  Geoff: woodrow wilson is funny
  Geoff: he's like "hey, germany, we're neutral. let us use the oceans!"
  germany: okay! *sinks american vessels*
  america: damnit, germany!
  germany: sorry! *sinks merchant vessels of all nationalities*
  america: hey!
  germany: whoops! *sinks hospital ships*
  america: oh, that's it. time to tear the motherland a new vagina.

  Tags: history

• #133 + (−11)/13 - [ Report ]

  // To counter #118
  
  Herb Tyson says:
  I'm a poet, though it doesn't show.

• #131 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: birthdays are nice
  twinofmunin: they are an excuse to give people stuff without them looking at me funny

• #130 + (−1)/15 - [ Report ]

  The Unknown 1M: Victor tells me to smack you
  The Unknown 1M: <smack>
  The Unknown 1M: I guess your my bitch and I'm Victor's bitch. Wow, we are low on the bitch chain.

  Tags: eric_harmon victor_mircea

• #129 + (+108)/114 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Kreloff: You know Mr. Tipler, right?
  Jim: Hey, isn't he the guy who wrote the physics book?
  Mrs. Kreloff: Um, no, he was a music major at Harvard.
  Jim: Well, that explains the physics book.

  Tags: kreloff physics psychology tipler

• #127 + (+54)/56 - [ Report ]

  Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

• #126 + (−2)/2 - [ Report ]

  Candy is for eating, not for beating! - Brian R.

• #125 + (+27)/27 - [ Report ]

  David K: That's not violating her! It has to be above the elbow!

• #124 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  No, see, Thomas, you can't ride it as well once it's dead. - Eric

• #123 + (+8)/12 - [ Report ]

  Oh my god!!  Is that blood?!?
  No, it's Kool-Aid.  The top came off my sippy cup. - Jonathan B.

• #122 + (+8)/12 - [ Report ]

  This is -our- giant space whale!  Go get your own! - David K.

• #121 + (−2)/6 - [ Report ]

  Georgetown is for people who raid their parents' liquor cabinets.  In Georgetown. - a senior talking about college

• #120 + (+73)/75 - [ Report ]

  // In Mr. Blackwell's English
  Blackwell: "and who can tell me what a dangling participle is?"
  Me: "A euphemism?"

  Tags: english

• #118 + (+5)/29 - [ Report ]

  tbmcneill: I'm a poet and don't realize it.

• #117 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

  // When asked about SuperComp
  sg1bc: Easy class
  sg1bc: due to latimer being the Teacher.
  sg1bc: :-D
  sg1bc: :-D
  thetaotao: he's a teacher?
  sg1bc: Yar.
  thetaotao: i thought he was just some guy who lived there so they gave hhim a ocomp
  sg1bc: LOL.
  thetaotao: seriously
  thetaotao: lhe dlooks like a homeless guy with some clothes
  thetaotao: whosits there'
  thetaotao: mayb epr0ning   

• #116 + (+19)/21 - [ Report ]

  "You're late and you're high!"
  --Mr. Pollet

  Tags: pollet

• #114 + (+66)/68 - [ Report ]

  Student: Is a bird a projectile?
  Mr. Forbes: Only if it's dead.

  Tags: forbes physics

• #112 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

  Andrew: u compare penguin[iguana][len(penguin[iguana]) - 1][0] to emu[0]
  Victor: LOL
  Andrew: for path cost comparison
  Andrew: if penguins[iguana][0] + pigs[penguins[iguana][len(penguins[iguana]) - 1]] > pigs[porcupine] + emu[0]      

• #110 + (+19)/21 - [ Report ]

  SirQuackingston: well, if it's anywhere but in my pants, I don't trust it

©2005-2015 Eric Harmon, Victor Mircea, Dan Tran, Nathan Watson.