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big boehm boy: aww the woot of the day is a vaccuuum cleaner
big boehm boy: and it sold out?!?!
Sylem X: awwww
big boehm boy: i didnt know geeks were so clean
big boehm boy: or mebbe theyre turning it into a case fan...

#107 + (+12)/18 - [ Report ]

AntarcticPhoenix: dammit, my google skills suffer
AntarcticPhoenix: i dont want the engine controller for the space shuttle
AntarcticPhoenix: wait wtf

#106 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

// Stolen from a profile.

JustSo1: i have something like the second derivative of pitchfork on the left and then the H thing * pitchfork on the right with that imaginary number thing and hbar
JustSo1: so basically we need pitchfork(time + triangle) = (squiggly d)/(squiggly dt)H thing * pitchfork?
JustSo1: and im confused

#104 + (−11)/11 - [ Report ]

ywlke288: You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when you see someone drawing all over a math worksheet, and you suggest that it looks like the desktop on a computer (the problems being icons).

#103 + (+23)/25 - [ Report ]

Geoff: damnit, now i've done it. i shall have to use my manly wiles to amuse you until you are happy again.
Geoff: now, i'll go leave the toilet seat up!
Geoff: and be laughably incompetent when it comes to taking care of infants, interpreting signals sent by other genders, and set the kitchen on fire as i try to cook!

#102 + (−7)/11 - [ Report ]

// Doesn't make sense if you haven't read Their Eyes Were Watching God... we were doing skits in English.

Me (Katie T): Mah husband's been gittin' nunkie with Nunkie in the cornfields!
David (Woolston): He's been gittin' what?
Me: Nunkie!
David: Wit who?
Me: Nunkie!
David: Where?
Me: In the cornfields!
David: Wit who?
Me: Nunkie!
David: He got some what wit Nunkie?
Me: Nunkie! In the cornfields!
David: Well, I-god, Ah says you should fahnd yoself a big cookin' pot, go after that Nunkie, and give Nunkie some nunkie of her own!

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Drew: You're not supposed to have sex before you have children.

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Jack: Do you want me to put a 200-port switch in my pants and dance around pwning you?

#90 + (+3)/7 - [ Report ]

// Talking about intelligent security cameras
Strong: There's Matt L-R! Going nuts with the AK-47! Near room 237!

#89 + (+34)/38 - [ Report ]

// Mr. Strong is lecturing, topic shifts to BitTorrent:
Strong (suddenly): MR. LATIMER! What's BitTorrent?
Latimer: Uh? ...I went to high school with her!

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Dr. Acio: "Then it's like this guy put his, like, sweaty sweaty sweatsocks in there..."

#86 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

// Weasel wants to short circuit himself on one of the syslab outlets
John: Actually, that's the bad circuit.
Kyle: Oh yeah... see, there's other things on that circuit than... you.

#85 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

Jack: There should be a .asm domain extension
Josiah: Why?
Jack: So I can register the domain org.asm.

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Barney672: angelic sex!
Barney672: how perfect
thetaotao: yes
thetaotao: :)
Barney672: god don't put that in your profile too
thetaotao: ;-)
Barney672: you know
Barney672: i'm just going to keep my big mouth shut

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Andrew Wang: stepmania next, cause I couldn't get the pads to work. I think they might be broken
Arucard: hey i bet i know what ur problem is
Arucard: i bet you symlinked /dev/input/js0 to /dev/fd0
Arucard: >.<
Andrew Wang: yea. I so did that.
Andrew Wang: except NOT
Andrew Wang: def.
Andrew Wang: dude, that would be like...you write data to a floppy, insert and mount it, and thats like: left
Arucard: HAHAHAH
Arucard: its really hard to get a song cleared
Andrew Wang: yes. it'd be excellent.
Andrew Wang: you'd need 4 floppy drives
Arucard: no, no
Andrew Wang: and automounting. def.
Arucard: oh yeah
Andrew Wang: I think that would be an interesting experiment
Arucard: HAHAHA U SHOULD DO IT
Andrew Wang: step one: write a driver that uses FOUR FLOPPY DRIVES to emulate a pad
Andrew Wang: right.
Andrew Wang: step two: Make four floppy disks, each with their own direction, eg "left" "right" "up" and "down"
Arucard: hahahaha
Arucard: push in the floppys right on time
Andrew Wang: step three: play stepmania in linux, by rapidly inserting and removing floppies from floppy drives
Arucard: or a few seconds ahead of time
Arucard: cause it hast to detect and mount
Andrew Wang: step four: fail. and fail much.
Arucard: hahahahaha
Arucard: =D
Arucard: i bet u could pass
Andrew Wang: on..beginner...

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allison: you know what? my being a ho would probably only just confuse them

#81 + (+3)/9 - [ Report ]

Elias Clizbe: apathy is beating me in the head with a large stick

#80 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

Rabscuttle385: i still maintain that a cute girl is better than a laptop any day
Rabscuttle385: (that's why i bought a desktop)

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stealerofpiev2: i approve
thedantran: yes
thedantran: yes you do.
stealerofpiev2: you can't tell me what to approve of
stealerofpiev2: you don't control me
stealerofpiev2: you're not my real dad

#78 + (+14)/22 - [ Report ]

Best pickup line ever:
"Excuse me, I need a tutor for calculus. Could you integrate my natural log?" -Brett Smith

#77 + (+7)/11 - [ Report ]

twinofmunin: my uptime brings all the boys to the yard.
TheDanTran: ...
TheDanTran: o.O

#76 + (+5)/11 - [ Report ]

// Seen in an away message

I'm playing an awesome video game...it's called "Find The Derivative"!!!

Ok, so I'm doing Calculus homework.

#73 + (−7)/13 - [ Report ]

Markst0rm: hey
Markst0rm: i get out sometimes
Markst0rm: when they let me out

#72 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

Pimbo13: i have nice legs
Y2Katie0325: they'd be better if they were liberal
Pimbo13: my left butt cheek is VERY conservative

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Y2Katie0325: i greater than three you
Snowcap301: >3 ... Hmmm... I'm seeing a thong. ...A fat man in a thong.