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• #38 + (−1)/7 - [ Report ]

  Letumeve: hm, alrighty, thank you. that's all, you may return to your regular scheduled programming
  TheDanTran: more like OLQing
  Letumeve: regularly
  TheDanTran: oh. I thought you actually meant programming
  TheDanTran: like... code.
  TheDanTran: wow, I'm such a geek.
  Letumeve: ha   

• #37 + (+43)/43 - [ Report ]

  // Commenting about two syslab freshmen coming in during JLC with a HAZMAT suit and a Geiger counter
  Eric: You know you go to TJ when someone comes in with a big yellow suit and you complain that they're wearing the wrong yellow suit.

  Tags: eric_harmon tj

• #36 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

  // About elastic collisions
  Mr. Bagden: If a person jumps off a skyscraper, will he bounce?

  Tags: bagden physics

• #35 + (+6)/10 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: Torbert isn't going to be here tomorrow or Tues
  TheDanTran: that means no sneaking off to lunch
  azuran07: whos gonna be here?
  azuran07: some sub? we might be able to escape
  azuran07: watch how latimer subs!
  azuran07: we can hope
  azuran07: mr latimer we're going to lunch 10 minutes early
  azuran07: latimer: oh ok get me fries, i like victor's fries   

• #34 + (−5)/17 - [ Report ]

  Victor Mircea (azuran07): Error in stack exec... program name: "Dan", received external kill signal from ./smite.sh on line 3, traceback:
  
  exists(dan) == true,
  smite(dan);

  Tags: victor_mircea

• #33 + (+41)/45 - [ Report ]

  BryanRJ: "What happen?"
  BryanRJ: "We lose network!"
  BryanRJ: "What?"
  BryanRJ: "Someone set up us the SP2!"
  BryanRJ: "Main rescue disk turn on."
  BryanRJ: <Bill Gates> "How are you gentlemen."
  BryanRJ: "All your computer are belong to us."
  BryanRJ: that could really be good

  Tags: bryan_rau-jacobs

• #32 + (−10)/10 - [ Report ]

  octoputato: what exactly does it feel like to de-pwn something
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: de-pwn?
  octoputato: yeah.
  octoputato: unpwn
  octoputato: u kno
  octoputato: the un-doing of pwning
  TheDanTran: I've never heard of undoing a pwning
  TheDanTran: but...
  octoputato: well its like someone else pwns it now
  octoputato: bad wording
  TheDanTran: me being the pwner, or the pwnee?
  octoputato: as in u used to be the pwner and then u weren't
  octoputato: i got the lowest score on my cs test all year
  TheDanTran: hm.
  TheDanTran: it feels like crap
  TheDanTran: to be de-pwned.
  octoputato: but isn't it a bit relieving?
  octoputato: yeah ur rite it isn't.

• #31 + (+16)/34 - [ Report ]

  antarcticphoenix: Imagine I'm a penis.
  antarcticphoenix: Wait.
  antarcticphoenix: fuck

  Tags: nathan_watson

• #30 + (−27)/35 - [ Report ]

  twinofhugin: if you had a prehensile nose finger, wouldn't you smoke a lot of crack?   

• #29 + (−265)/321 - [ Report ]

  cpujeff122: kook.
  twinofmunin: c.c
  cpujeff122: v.v
  twinofmunin: >.>
  cpujeff122: p.p
  cpujeff122: l.l
  twinofmunin: egad.
  twinofmunin: b.b
  twinofmunin: b.d
  twinofmunin: BATMAN
  cpujeff122: yes!
  cpujeff122: p.q
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: egad.
  cpujeff122: dage.
  twinofmunin: c.c====
  cpujeff122: shifty eyes moving really fast?
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: shifty eyes shooting laserbeams
  cpujeff122: ----->.>
  cpujeff122: ooooh.
  twinofmunin: see?
  twinofmunin: HOBOHLBLOHOBLBLH!   

• #28 + (−8)/30 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: i'll integrate you in the god-damn face

• #27 + (−1)/9 - [ Report ]

  sHARD: well WASTE could get me into a higher college then not having it
  sHARD: its like the free +1 for being insightful on Slashdot

• #26 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  // This was about physics. Really.
  y2katie0325: the round conductor woogie looks like a really really strange boob

  Tags: physics

• #24 + (−4)/8 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: there is something really absurd about folding chick's underwear on a book on information warfare.   

• #23 + (−11)/19 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: HOO-HOO
  shaunasaurus: SECRETLY, AN OWL
  twinofhugin: THERE'S AN OWL UNDER YOUR SKIRT, MADAM
  shaunasaurus: PSHH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, IT IS AWAKE ALL NIGHT   

• #22 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: You know you have way too much time when... you throw random mirrored smilies at car.
  cpujeff122: quiet you
  cpujeff122: get back to work
  cpujeff122: plus, they aren't smilies.  they're just the eyes
  TheDanTran: bah
  TheDanTran: >.<
  cpujeff122: don't you start   

• #21 + (−6)/10 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: there is no end to my absorbyness.

• #20 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

  thedantran: god I hate my dentist's office, no unsecured WiFi   

• #19 + (+5)/13 - [ Report ]

  logicnerd4110: NEVER DUMP THE REMAINDERS OF A CHEEZIT BOX INTO YOUR MOUTH
  logicnerd4110: brbrbrbrbrbrb

• #18 + (−13)/29 - [ Report ]

  thedantran: if only thinkgeek made button down version shirts of stuff they sell
  twinofmunin: ...
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: someday i'll get you in a tshirt.
  twinofmunin: you'll see.
  twinofmunin: *shakes fist*

• #17 + (−5)/15 - [ Report ]

  theunknown1m: Imagine slitting your wrists with a PCI card

• #16 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  // Found in Stephen Chi's away message...
  WHY DO PEOPLE WITH GENITAL HERPES HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF IT?!?!  ARRGH!!!!!

  Tags: stephen_chi

• #15 + (+36)/42 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: p.s. gnome does terrifying things with automounting stuff
  twinofmunin: scared the shit out of me
  twinofmunin: i plugged in my camera
  twinofmunin: and it was like HI LOOK YOU PLUGGED IN A THING HEY ITS GOT PICS WANNA DO THINGS WITH THE PICS OMFG LOVE YOU :D
  twinofmunin: and i was like SWEET JESUS   

• #13 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  sirquackingston: errgh, people need to know how to name files better
  sirquackingston: I mean, when I see a 110M file called 'moo'
  sirquackingston: hmm, okay, that's a web access log, so it might have been me, heh

• #12 + (+31)/33 - [ Report ]

  // About his iPod
  Eric: I can use my touchpad through my pants. That's damn awesome.
  Dan: ... *scoots away*

  Tags: dan_tran eric_harmon

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