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#4971 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Pollet is explaining today's activity.
Mr. Pollet: ...and then we'll... *pauses*
Mr. Pollet: *looks across the room*
Mr. Pollet: Stop rubbing your snake on her arm!
Class: *cracks up*
Mr. Pollet: Uh, anyway, what might be good to do is hook up with another group and...
Class: *giggles*
Mr. Pollet: I guess that didn't come out quite right either... -
#4959 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// Talking about pregnancy and labor in FLE
Mr. McFaden: Many women are embarrassed about having their water break in public. Here's something you guys can do: When you're in the supermarket (and you won't be in many other places), buy a glass pickle jar. When the woman's water breaks, you step back and drop the pickle jar, and it makes a loud noise. Then she says, "You fool! You got pickle juice all over me!" -
#4953 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics. Some kid in the front row is asleep at his desk.
Dr. Dell: So if you combine these two equa-- *notices sleeping kid*
Dr. Dell: ...
*pulls out nerf ball gun, pelts the kid*
Dr. Dell: WAKE UP!!
// later
Dr. Dell: It's not the sleeping that bothers me. It's the loud snoring. -
#4943 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Waterfall explaining to CHUM how with age comes the ability to get away with pranks.
// On telephone with Security Office, after Mrs. Waterfall has seen custodians on the roof fixing something.
Waterfall: HELLO!! This is Milde Waterfall, room 205 calling to report VERY suspicious activity.
Waterfall: It is currently 1:35 and 25 seconds! There are several men on the roof, who we suspect are terrorists!
Waterfall: We have not confirmed yet, but they may be armed!
Waterfall: We have closed the blinds, locked the door, turned off the lights, and are lying underneath the desks.
Waterfall: Please send help immediately! -
#4934 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// Before class started and Ms. Orser wasn't in the room, some students had been making sexual jokes. Ms. Orser finally appears several minutes later.
Ms. Orser: *sees a student put his pencil case inside the desk* Why are you putting yours in there? You're never going to find it again!
Class: *explosion of laughter* -
#4926 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// During a class discussion of "My Last Duchess"
Ms. Orser: So a mule can give her the same pleasure as her husband.
Ms. Orser: Don't think about that too long.
// 30 minutes into the discussion
Ms. Orser: What else could she have done?
Ben: The mule.
Ms. Orser: Yes, she could have done the mule. Thank you for making me say that.
