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#4792 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the lengthy physics lab reports students had to write
Mr. Rose: You know, I don't even get paid extra for the time I spend grading these. I get a fixed amount independent of the actual hours I spend working.
Student: Then what are you doing here?
Mr. Rose: *stops and stares at student* -
#4790 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Starting a unit on music review, the class is listening to music individually
Harris: Whoever's listening to Miley Cyrus is playing it wayyyy too loud.
*Class looks around to find culprit*
Harris: Who's playing Miley Cyrus? Is it Andy?
Andy: *Takes out earbud* What?
Harris: Are you listening to Miley Cyrus?
Andy: Yeah. -
#4781 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Miller has asked his students to come up with names of the opposite gender that they consider to be appealing
Mr. Miller: Why isn't anybody giving me any names?
Chris Reffett: I gave you two of them already, and you didn't like either of them!
Mr. Miller: Michelle Miller and Jane Struck -- just not working!
Mr. Struck: *stares* -
#4769 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// SLOBS with Dr. Dell during lunch. Dr. Dell writes a problem on the board which requires an estimate.
Dell: I want to be clear on what I mean by an estimate. When I say "you suck very very much," and I ask you to estimate how much you suck, I do not want to hear "I suck very very VERY much." It has to be within the correct order of magnitude.
Steven: Can we say we suck as much as your mom?
*Laughter. Dr. Dell is silent.*
