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// Discussing Archetypal Theory
Ms. Orser: Now, what is a temptress like? Very sexy, attractive, she lures the hero in. She's usually a few years older than the hero, but not so much older that she isn't attractive.
Student: So, according to this definition, would Sarah Palin count? -
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// Talking about a scene in Beast of the City during Film Studies
Pollet: You can see he pulls out a rubber rod here. It's because you can't beat a suspect with a baton or they'll bruise, but if you beat them with something rubber, it won't leave any marks.
Brandon: I have to remember that in case I have kids! -
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// In Gov, Mr. Zack handed out a sheet on the difference between democrats and republicans
The last line on the paper: A republican boy dates a democratic girl. He plans on marrying a republican girl, but feels entitled to a little fun first.
Mr. Zack: I'm going to hear about that one on back-to-school night.... -
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// Creative writing in Ms. Iorga's class
Ms. Iorga: These objects I will be passing out to you will become your new friends for this creative writing. First, I want you to explore your new friend with your touch. Begin to touch your friend...
Class: ...Ms. Iorga!
Ms. Iorga: It's part of the writing process! Okay, so continue to grope your new friend... -
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// Acio chem, talking about the fail presentations he had to grade at VJAS
Acio: ...but the voltage is all about the electrodes, not the fruit! Then, she told me it had to do with the MASS of the fruit. I'm like OH. MY. GO-
Student: Well yeah Dr. Acio, that's why power plants are so big.
Acio: Yeah, you just go in there, open a door, and BAM, a big-ass WATERMELON sitting there! -
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// Discussing what is art and what is not art in English
Student: It depends on the artist, doesn't it?
Mrs. Bello: Yes. For example, Picasso made a picture with just three or four lines, and the painting in question resembled a woman's buttocks.
Mrs. Bello: If Picasso does that, it's called art. If I do that, it's kind of weird...