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#4637 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
Ms. Gecan and Ms. Waterfall talking about their college days in CHUM.
Ms. Gecan: Yeah, and when I was in college, they'd fill up the bathtub with alcohol. But I didn't think anything of this being bad in the end because they called it Purple Jesus! Purple Jesus! How can drinking anything with the word Jesus in it be bad? -
#4610 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// Discussing literature, Mr. Zack is puttering around somewhere in the back of the classroom.
Mrs. Maclean: Yes! I shoved my copy of Moby Dick into the incinerator of my dormitory in college!
Lexie: I ripped up a copy of As The Future Catches You!
Jeremy: I participated in a burning of the APUS textbook!
Mr. Zack: Jeremy, you're going to HELL. -
#4608 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
Mr. Green: You all know what menstrual shows are, right?
Class: *awkward silence*
Mr. Green: You know, where they sing and dance?
Student A: Ooooooooooh! MINSTREL SHOWS!
Mr. Green: Wait, what'd I say?
Student B: Menstrual.
Mr. Green: *pauses* I'm trying to see how that would work... -
#4595 + ()/143 - [ Report ]
// The PA system has been making loud noises during a repair procedure. When Dr. Dell leaves the room to complain to someone, some juniors get up on a chair and attempt to disassemble the speaker in the ceiling. Dr. Dell reenters the room.
Dr. Dell: What are you doing?
Juniors: Trying to disassemble the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Go ahead and unplug it.
Juniors: The cord doesn't have a plug, it just runs straight into the speaker.
Dr. Dell: Get out of the way. *Gets on chair and rips cords out of speaker*
Class: *cheer* -
#4590 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Dr. Acio: I once had a roommate who took organic chemistry with me. He told me that there was one concept he didn't understand until he was so drunk one night that it all came to him, and he thought "Aha!"
Student: Does this mean you're encouraging us to get drunk?
Dr. Acio: NO!
