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#4577 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Going off-track in discussion of Huckleberry Finn
O'Brien: Have you heard of spoonerisms? They're basically the switching the first letters of two different words. They're actually quite fun, but not in all cases; I've heard someone use a spoonerism of Huck Finn...
O'Brien: Unfortunately, that someone was me... -
#4572 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// A TJ alumnus who now works at Microsoft is visiting the Syslab during 3rd period
Student A: So, are there any top secret projects that you can't tell us about?
Alum: I can't tell you that, but we are just about to release Windows Server 2008 R2 to the public soon, so that's really exciting. You guys should check it out!
Student B: Yeah, I've been running it for 8 months already!
Alum: *glares at Student B* -
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// DBQ Question: Analyze the effectiveness of political compromise in reducing sectional tensions in the period of 1820 - 1861.
Mr. Struck: So these are all examples of compromises that helped reduce sexual tens--
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. Struck: *bangs head against his cubicle* I MEANT SECTIONAL TENSIONS! -
#4565 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
// In Woodwell Geo; talking about geostrophic winds, Sam has feet on his desk
Dr. Woodwell: Sam! Get your foot off the desk!
Sam (who wasn't paying attention at all): It's the Coriolis Effect, it was dragging my foot...
Dr. Woodwell (stuttering): I'm gonna Coriolis your... your feckk... your foot! -
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// In Hum I English talking about when Mr. Williams worked at Lake Braddock
Mr. Williams: Actually, it was my first day of teaching 9th grade, and I forgot what 9th graders were like. There were two guys with hairless legs and booming voices and I thought "AHH, TRANSVESTITES!" -
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// During AP Gov, students are using computers, naturally not doing what they're supposed to
Mr. Blackwell: *walks up behind Student* And what is it that you're doing?
Student: I'm on Reader, a news feed aggregator.
Mr. Blackwell: *blank look*
Student: It saves me the trouble of going to many different sites to check for updates because it collects the news into one place.
Mr. Blackwell: *another blank look*
Student: It helps me to waste time more efficiently.
Mr. Blackwell: Oh, okay. That's fine then.
