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• #4455 + (+37)/43 - [ Report ]

  // Dr. Osborne goes on a tangent while talking about center of mass
  Osborne: I am going to find the derivate of y = (r^3)/3.
  Osborne: Derivative dy = (3*r^2)*dr/3 or r^2 dr, or r dr r.
  Osborne: That was from an old Simpsons episode

  Tags: osborne

• #4452 + (+21)/25 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about local graveyards in APUSH
  Helm: You guys should ask Ms. Iorga about them. She's into necrophilia.

  Tags: helm iorga

• #4450 + (+22)/24 - [ Report ]

  // Commenting on #4358:
  
  Majeske: You know, my wife and children give me a hard time over TJbash.
  Majeske: This morning, they sat there eating their cereal and said, "Faith points?" and I took a moment to work out what they were saying, and then I realized.
  Majeske: As if my life isn't hard enough as it is!

  Tags: majeske tjbash

• #4449 + (+8)/16 - [ Report ]

  // AP Euro has for some inexplicable reason decided to try to convince Mr. Sacks that November is "No Shave Month."
  Sacks: No. You see, for me, November is "No Bathe Month." It makes things so much simpler.

  Tags: sacks

• #4448 + (−6)/24 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing  Louisiana Purchase Quiz
  Sleete: I thought this quiz was pretty interesting; it had the reverse effects of the Louisiana Purchase. After 'spending' time teaching the material, there are still more blank answers than 'occupied' ones.

  Tags: sleete

• #4446 + (+19)/21 - [ Report ]

  // "Tort" is just a fancy word for "wrong-doing"
  Torrence: You get burned by hot McDonald's coffee, that's a tort.
  Torrence: A neighbor tears down your favorite tree, that's a tort.
  Torrence: Somebody runs over your mother-in-law, that's a -- nevermind, bad example.

  Tags: torrence

• #4445 + (+10)/12 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about teamsters in AP Gov
  Torrence: So instead of using mules to carry goods across the country, nowadays we use...
  Chris: Cows?

  Tags: chris_zeng torrence

• #4442 + (+41)/41 - [ Report ]

  // After watching The Spanish Prisoner in Film Study.
  Pollet:  And the moral of the story is that all Asian people are secretly working for the FBI.  Sorry guys, the secret is out.

  Tags: pollet

• #4440 + (+31)/35 - [ Report ]

  // Scholla is handing out chocolate coins
  Scholla: You can use these to buy extra credit points
  Scholla: ...IN YOUR HUMANITIES CLASSES HAHAHA.

  Tags: scholla

• #4438 + (+82)/88 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kosek: I ate sooo much chocolate during lunch today. I feel like my stomach is going to explode. I even ate some of Ms. Rosenblum's stash.
  Everyone: Ms. Rosenblum has a stash of chocolate?!
  Mr. Kosek: Not anymore...

  Tags: kosek rosenblum

• #4433 + (+24)/28 - [ Report ]

  // In Choir, Mr. Levowitz wants the guys to go down to D3 instead of up to D4 on the word "me".
  Nick: Wait, so do you want all men to go down on "me"?
  *laughter*
  Levowitz: Yes, guys should... utilize your lower octave register.

  Tags: levowitz

• #4432 + (+67)/67 - [ Report ]

  // During a chem test, a group of freshmen are walking loudly through the hall
  Kauffman: Oh, that's just a herd of IBETs. They travel in herds. And it's hunting season.

  Tags: kauffman

• #4430 + (+188)/196 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Potoker: If you go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology, then no matter what you think -- you are NOT a gangster.

  Tags: potoker

• #4426 + (+14)/18 - [ Report ]

  D: We're on break, we've got 15 minutes.
  M: No, we don't. It's JLC.
  D: Darn. (to a smiling passerby) Hey, we don't have break today, it's JLC.
  Passerby: *immediately stops smiling* Aw, man.
  D: It's fun to see the smiles melt off their faces.
  M: Something seems wrong about this... morally.

  Tags: jlc

• #4423 + (+33)/37 - [ Report ]

  // Before a test, Mr. Scholla is handing out the tests
  Student: Thanks for nothing, Mr. Scholla!
  Mr. Scholla: That wouldn't be the first time a woman said that to me.

  Tags: scholla

• #4421 + (+4)/26 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about the AARP
  Mr. Torrence: You young folks need to have your own interest group!
  Mr. Torrence: It would be for people under 25, and be called the AAPP.
  Mr. Torrence: American Association of Partying People.

  Tags: torrence

• #4420 + (+97)/97 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Torrence: My niece friended me on Facebook a little while ago. Now she's a freshman in college.
  Mr. Torrence: Based on what I've seen on her profile, I think that she's forgotten she friended me...
  Mr. Torrence: We're going to have an interesting conversation on Thanksgiving...

  Tags: torrence

• #4418 + (+10)/28 - [ Report ]

  // During an AP Physics quiz on set ups, but not solutions
  Dr. Dell: Do your setups PROPERLY. You need to impregnate your set ups so they can give birth to solutions.  But not on this next quiz, you're too young so you'll have to wait till the test.  

  Tags: dell

• #4415 + (+40)/58 - [ Report ]

  Student: I bet you've never failed a math test before in your life.
  Dr. Osborne: Yes I have.
  Student: When?
  Dr. Osborne: In 7th grade.

  Tags: osborne

• #4409 + (−22)/66 - [ Report ]

  // From an email conversation post-Senior night
  Student 1: Did you make it to the football game yesterday?  It ended up being 7-34 - TJ scored in the last 30 seconds.  Barely.
  Student 2: Oh, well, it's nice that we scored.

  Tags: tj

• #4405 + (+10)/54 - [ Report ]

  // Calling roll in freshman gym
  Mr. Potoker: Is Kevin here?
  Mr. Potoker: No Kevin?
  Mr. Potoker: Good.

  Tags: pe potoker

• #4404 + (+27)/33 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. Davis passing out frisbees in gym
  Boy 1:  Mrs. Davis, throw it to me!
  Boy 2:  Me too!
  Boy 3:  Send it over here!!
  *Mrs. Davis throws the frisbees out to everybody*
  Mrs. Davis:  Like feeding time at the zoo!

  Tags: davis pe

• #4403 + (+128)/140 - [ Report ]

  Justin Kim: Wait! Don't write on my hand! My mom gets really mad 'cause it's bad for my skin!
  *friends ignore this comment and continue drawing*
  Justin Kim: *quietly* Aww man, I'm not getting any rice tonight...

  Tags: justin_kim

• #4402 + (+6)/30 - [ Report ]

  Justin: You know what's really sad? Whenever I hear the name Edward, I think of Twilight.
  Avanti: How is that sad?
  Justin: My brother's name is Edward....

• #4400 + (+3)/63 - [ Report ]

  Naavya: Wait so if macromolecules can make other macromolecules, aren't humans a macromolecule too?
  Ms. Rosenblum: No, cuz we're made up of different macromolecules.
  Alan: Awww, we could have been like macro-macromolecules.
  Ms. Rosenblum: Like a MacDADDYmolecule.

  Tags: rosenblum

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