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#4357 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// At lunch in the halls, AKim is showing off his new game cube controller that is black and white
Andrew Kim: I just got a custom game cube controller! Look at the cord, it's white!
// Mr. Majeske walks by
Majeske: And do you have a problem with it being white? You should join us for our civil rights unit next month. -
#4337 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, discussing Habeas Corpus and how police procedure varies by locality.
Mr. Lamb: ...but if you're in Sweedunk, Missouri or somewhere like that, and the sheriff says, "I don't like your types. I'm throwin' you in jail," you can say: "Habeas Corpus! Habeas Corpus! I demand to see a judge!"
Mr. Lamb: Then he'll say, "Sure, my brother Cleetus is the judge. He'll be in later. He don't like your types either."
Mr. Lamb: ...Then you're probably screwed. -
#4333 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// During PE, when students were quickly running out of breath from raising their target heart rate...
Gardizel: As you have noticed, your heart rate went down from jogging for three minutes when you did push ups for one. Who knows what kind of exercise this is?
Student: *raises hand* anaerobic.
Gardizel: Correct! Explain this to us.
Student: *goes on about anaerobic respiration she has learned from AP Bio for a few minutes.*
// The whole gym applauds. -
#4332 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Jones explaining a chem lab
Dr. Jones: Every year I have people who say 'The precipitate disappeared, but nothing happened!' Guys, if the precipitate disappeared, did something happen?
Everyone: Yes...
Dr. Jones: I'm like WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? If the precipitate disappeared, that means something happened! -
#4330 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Discussing advertising opportunities for newspaper
Mrs. Seavey: Lio, go to Korean restaurants! Viola, don't you speak Chinese? There are tons of Chinese restaurants around here. Come on, this should not be difficult!
Mrs. Seavey: ...White people, I don't know what to tell you. -
#4328 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// English 11, Mr. Green is walking around to check student's progress on their work. One student has not managed to complete much.
Mr. Green: Oh come on, it's been 45 minutes, surely you must have gotten *something* done. Show me your paper.
Student: *hesitantly flips the sheet over*
Mr. Green: *screams*
