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#4158 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// In Summer chem during the electrochem unit, Acio makes a comparison of a voltaic cell to rubbing wool socks on the carpet. DJ raises his hand.
DJ: So does some chemical reaction happen in your body when you do that?
*Acio stares for a minute*
Acio: *sarcastically* Yes...your sperm count goes down.
Acio: And now all of you guys will beg your parents to get hardwood floors. -
#4140 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Class waiting to be dismissed for lunch.
Majeske: Alright, Ryan Feng, you may leave first.
*Ryan walks to door, but then turns around at last second and makes loser sign on his forehead*
Majeske: What the...alright, you sit back down. The rest of the class, you can leave! -
#4104 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
dmorris: So in real news, the North-Korean-run MyDoom botnet just self-destructed
dmorris: In an update to the malware, included was a program which destroyed all data on your computer
dmorris: It overwrote all attached drives with "memory of the independence day", followed by as many "U" characters as it took to fill up the rest of the drive
dmorris: so in Communist North Korea, virus writes U! -
#4098 + ()/111 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: My name is Dr. Uston. Please call me by this name, and nothing else. DOCTOR Uston.
Dr. Uston: And how do you talk to a DOCTOR? You use formal language. For example, you do not say "hey" or "what's up."
Student: WHASSUP???
Dr. Uston: Excuse me?!!
Student: I mean, what's up in the sky, Dr. Uston?
Dr. Uston: A school of birds, of course! -
#4090 + ()/169 - [ Report ]
// Doctor's office, day before physics final, three days before the end of junior year.
Doctor: You look tired. Why?
Father: She hasn't been getting very much sleep at all since Spring Break, in March.
Doctor: (angry) Why not?!
Student: I'm a junior at Thomas Jefferson.
Doctor: Oh, okay. -
#4088 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// It's the last week of junior year
<Spartan97>: I've started coding for fun again.
<Spartan97>: I had to recompile my sanity first.
<ComputerDruid>: What changed in the source of your sanity?
<Spartan97>: I removed the "physics" file.
<Spartan97>: Actually, the whole "junior year" folder.
