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#5823 + ( )/95 - [ Report ]
// USAICO is a prestigious 16-person camp for top computer science students across the nation
// ARML is a math competition that happens around the same time as USAICO
A: Did you make ARML?
B: Uh, no. I didn't go to ARML practices because I knew that ARML and USAICO would clash. -
#5821 + ( )/51 - [ Report ]
// during a particularly uneventful class, when Kalki was absent
Will: *writes "cowkey" on the whiteboard*
Richard: *writes "(calc)i" on the whiteboard*
Kat: *begins drawing a phone on the whiteboard*
Divy: *begins drawing a key on the whiteboard*
// a few minutes later
On the whiteboard: calc-y cowkey (calc)i (calc)^e calc*(mc^2) cowlkey calc*(P/V) KalkV/R callkey (picture of telephone and key) -
#5811 + ( )/33 - [ Report ]
// 7th period Acio Chem 1; Dr. A is talking about his college days.
Dr. A: Just wait 'til you get to botany... It is the most. Boring. Thing. I've ever done. And my professor? He talked to the plants. Like, you know the speakers you play music from? He would put all his plants on them. And I asked him, you know, "why are those plants there?" and he's like, "they can hear the music; they can feel the vibrations," and I'm like, "okay, whatever turns you on..." -
#5809 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing limits in Precalc
Dr. Osborne: I know these limits seem really easy now, but next year in Calculus, its a trap. You'll fall asleep, the first week of school, because it all seems so easy... Then, you'll wake up in October and BAM! You'll get hit like, like a GUILLOTINE!!
Lucas: Is it sharp?
Dr. Osborne: NO! IT'S HEAVY, METAL, AND DULL!!
Dr. Osborne: Sorry. But seriously, pay attention. -
#5775 + ( )/75 - [ Report ]
// On first day of school, going over syllabus
Williams: When I first started teaching, I applied for a job at Lake Braddock, and at the interview one of the first questions they asked was “What kind of syllabus do you use?”, so I said “Oh, just the regular one.” But in my head I was thinking, 'Oh dear god, what’s a syllabus?' -
#5769 + ( )/51 - [ Report ]
// MacLean HUM I, discussing sexual innuendo in Candide
Ms. MacLean: If you feel uncomfortable, see me after class and I can give you alternate reading.
Julian: So we wouldn't have to do any reading?
Ms. MacLean: No, I would make you read Moby Dick.
Will: Is he a sperm whale?
*Laughter*
Ms. MacLean: Seriously though, Moby Dick is a huge... *zones out briefly* ...BOOK! HUGE BOOK! -
#5757 + ( )/192 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck has been a teacher for a looong time
Struck: Auerbach was a senior my first year here, and I had Razzino as a student.
Sangburm: Did you have Mr. Rose as a student too?
Struck: *throws everything off of Sangburm's desk; throws his water bottle across the room* -
#5748 + ( )/41 - [ Report ]
Campbell: I was watching the hot dog eating contest in Coney Island, which was the first amusement park in the United States. And when this guy beat the all-time winner, the announcer said and I quote "This is the greatest day in American History!"
*Campbell puts hands to face and pretends to cry*
Campbell: *whimpering* That was not the greatest day in American History...