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• #4086 + (+83)/83 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing life lessons on the last day of Diff Eq
  Student: Tell us about an adventure.
  Dr. Osborne: An adventure? I don't think I have any that are PG-13...
  // Later that class
  Student: Come on Dr. Osborne, there has to be something you did in college you can tell us!
  Dr. Osborne: Very little of what I did in college was PG-13.

  Tags: osborne

• #4085 + (+177)/179 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Osborne: When I was a sophomore in high school, I would go down to my room in the basement, blast rap music, and do calculus problems for hours.

  Tags: math osborne

• #4082 + (+77)/81 - [ Report ]

  // After watching the "No Means No" video in FLE
  // Ed is wearing fake bling for Romeo and Juliet performance later that day
  Ms. Locklear: You look very pretty today, Ed.
  *silence*
  Ed: No means no, Ms. Locklear.

  Tags: fle locklear

• #4081 + (+188)/188 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Ero is wearing super nerdy glasses. Thick rimmed and all, as a joke.
  Mr. Ero: These are my BCGs...does anyone know what that stands for?
  Class: ... no?
  Mr. Ero: They're my Birth Control Glasses!

  Tags: ero

• #4079 + (+35)/35 - [ Report ]

  // While doing a presentation in Quantum Physics on spintronics
  Masood: I'm sorry Mr. Latham. As interesting as this was, I'm afraid it's going to have to be cut short because I don't remember jack.

  Tags: latham

• #4078 + (+48)/48 - [ Report ]

  // In French Lit, discussing the essays that were handed back.
  Mme. Delfosse (in French): You all really wrote some fantastic essays.  Unfortunately, if you had written these on the AP exam, you probably wouldn't have done very well, because the graders are all prudes.
  Mme. Delfosse (reading from one of the essays): 'So we see that by the end of the novel, Chauvin really, REALLY just wants to pound Anne Desbaresdes...'

  Tags: delfosse french

• #4075 + (+12)/18 - [ Report ]

  // Playing charades in English class, and in memory of #3722
  Steven: *draws card* ...AW YEAH!  EXCELLENT!
  Class: The Rape of the Lock!

  Tags: williams

• #4074 + (+98)/102 - [ Report ]

  theplnk: dude
  theplnk: i just
  theplnk: quit my relationship
  theplnk: recently
  theplnk: i was like
  LaMnemonista: oh
  LaMnemonista: did you save first?

  Tags: arielle_kahn diana_fang

• #4073 + (−8)/20 - [ Report ]

  Student: Ms. Frome, do you have the answers to these worksheets on Blackboard?
  Ms. Frome: No.  My fairy godmother who gives me my answers hasn't given me the answers to those yet.

  Tags: frome math

• #4071 + (+96)/98 - [ Report ]

  // In Mrs. Iorga's English class, we had to write words that we liked the sound of on the board
  Iorga: Really, guys? "omnomnom"? I know that is a reference to oral sex.
  Students: !

  Tags: iorga

• #4070 + (+25)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Now an eight year old quote
  Ms. Wu: Now estuaries are... well, estuaries are like pornography. You can't exactly describe it, but you'll know it when you see it.

  Tags: wu

• #4068 + (+55)/73 - [ Report ]

  // FLE with Ms. Rosenblum
  Ms. Rosenblum: Everyone is female when they're first forming in the uterus, so female is like the default setting.
  Gabe: So being male is like an upgrade?
  Class: Oooooooh!
  Ms. Rosenblum: *sigh*

  Tags: fle rosenblum

• #4066 + (+76)/82 - [ Report ]

  // Telling Mr. Rose stories.
  Robbie: Yeah one time he walked into our computer lab and took the teacher's keys because he thought we stole them.
  Ben: Yeah he was grumpy.
  Anonymous Teacher: Mr. Rose needs to get laid.

  Tags: s_rose

• #4065 + (+73)/73 - [ Report ]

  // Physics class
  Mr. Rose: So I busted my knee running away from a soaking wet adolescent girl...
  // She'd been at Sponge Wars on J-Day, but that wasn't revealed until later
  Mr. Rose: ...and then I realized - I'm 61 years old.  Why was I running _away_?

  Tags: j_rose

• #4056 + (+28)/30 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kummer: What group of islands off the coast of Africa was uninhabited at the time of their discovery?
  Student: The Virgin Islands?
  Mr. Kummer: Not the Virgin Islands...I said they were uninhabited, not un.....sexed.

  Tags: kummer

• #4055 + (+37)/51 - [ Report ]

  // In an IM conversation about J-Day
  Student: I've been challenged in a 2k.
  Mr. Struck: By whom?  Challenged for what?
  Student: I was challenged by Jason Ya, for the lulz.
  Mr. Struck: What is the "lulz"?

  Tags: struck

• #4054 + (+52)/62 - [ Report ]

  1: He has so many abs!  He has, like, 6-factorial abs.
  Sara: A six-packtorial?

• #4052 + (+19)/21 - [ Report ]

  // During an internet safety presentation, the presenter pulls up a list of registered sex offenders
  From the audience: There's TWO in my neighborhood? That's not fair!

• #4049 + (+7)/25 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about E's sugar sensitivity
  E: If I eat too much chocolate or sugar, I pass out.
  J: Sweet! Now I can leave the rohypnol at home and just bring her a Hershey's bar.

• #4047 + (−6)/40 - [ Report ]

  // Ms. Seavey doing attendance
  // Richard is sick on this day and called two friends asking for the IBET homework
  Ms. Seavey: Does anyone know where Richard is today?
  *Silence*
  Ms. Seavey: He didn't call anyone? Does anyone live near him?
  *Silence*
  Ms. Seavey: It amazes me that people can go through four years of TJ without making any friends.

  Tags: seavey

• #4046 + (+30)/30 - [ Report ]

  // Post game speech
  Coach Mowad: Good job guys, we rebounded well this game. Take Steve for example. He had 6 rebounds in the first half and 4 in the second half.
  *Coach counts his fingers*
  Coach: That's 14 rebounds guys!

  Tags: mowad

• #4045 + (−14)/40 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about licking batteries in tech class
  Richard: C'mon JJ you know you want to.
  JJ: Fine. I'll stick it in my mouth for $5.

  Tags: tech

• #4042 + (+144)/150 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing how to construct superlatives (he's the best/he has the most) in Spanish
  Sra. Pou [in Spanish]: Sara has the longest hair in the classroom
  Student: That’s not true! Juan has more hair!
  Sra. Pou: What? No...
  Student: It’s not on his head...
  Sra. Pou [in English]: Eww, you pervert!
  Student: What...? Eww, no, I mean on his face!  He has a moustache!  YOU'RE THE PERVERT!
  Sra. Pou: Oh... right.

  Tags: pou

• #4034 + (+109)/109 - [ Report ]

  // In math, we are supposed to be doing review worksheets. W is on a computer. Mr. Berry is subbing.
  Mr. Berry: What are you working on?
  W: Geosystems.
  Mr. Berry: When is it due?
  W: Uh... next period...
  Mr. Berry: Oh okay, then keep on working.

  Tags: berry

• #4031 + (+48)/50 - [ Report ]

  // Correcting a current events quiz
  Mr. Torrence: A NASA space shuttle launch last week sent up a crew of astronauts who will undertake one of the most dangerous missions ever.  What is the crew's mission?
  Becca Cohn: To boldly go where no man has gone before...

  Tags: becca_cohn

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