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#4024 + ()/116 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Ero is giving his end-of-year financial talk
Ero: I'm a 35 year old teacher, I don't have to retire for another 60 years..._30_ years.
*class laughs*
Ero: I'll be like Mr. Rose-- I'll have a hearing aid and yell "stop running in the halls!", except then I won't be joking about it. -
#4023 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// In HUM
Ms. Glatter: So anyway, your test next week is also going to cover Marxism, fascism, the economic reforms we talked about... wait, who up here is wearing cologne?
Student: Uh, I borrowed a little Old Spice after soccer practice.
Ms. Glatter: Ooooh, okay.
Other student: Is it too strong?
Ms. Glatter: No, I like it, I think I'll just stay up here.
// Later in class. Student wearing cologne pulls off his sweatshirt.
Ms. Glatter: Wooo, cologne and taking your clothes off? What kind of class do you think this is? -
#4013 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Iorga is giving instructions in the cafeteria while we're in formal attire
Daniel: Can we change clothes?
Ms. Iorga: Yes, but only go one or two at a time, not groups of five. I know that's more fun, but I really don't want any group orgies in here.
Class: *laughs*
Ms. Rosenblum and Mr. Kosek: *shocked expressions* -
#4012 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// Coach Ron telling rowers to go to the TJ food tent at a regatta before a race.
Ron: Stay hydrated, stay hydrated, stay hydrated.
Ron: Oh, and stay away from the boys.
Girls Team: ...what?
Ron: Oh I know the games you play. *high pitched giggle* Come on guys! Let's play grab-ass! Teehee!
Ron: AWAY FROM THE BOYS. Now go eat. -
#4011 + ()/193 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is subbing for Mr. Struck in US History. Mr. Kummer is in the room also.
Mr. Blackwell: Actually, Mr. Kummer and I were responsible for Lincoln's assassination.
Mr. Kummer: Yeah, we time traveled back to stop it, but we caused such a riot that the guard left his post, so Lincoln was killed.
Mr. Kummer: We've done a lot of that stuff; Kennedy assassination, Archduke Ferdinand...
Mr. Blackwell: We were also responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.
Mr. Kummer: Actually, that was Mr. Struck.
Collin: And he didn't even have to time travel.
