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#3935 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
Sam: Renjie, please tell Dan that you are not going out with Constance
Renjie: I am not going out with Constance.
Dan: But I saw you walking in the hall together!
Everybody: ...
Renjie: Dan, I saw you in the hall with Lydia (sarcastically). Are you going out?
Dan: Yes, I have a receipt for her! -
#3925 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Acio is explaining about solutions
Dr. Acio: If you leave milk in the fridge for three to four weeks, you'll notice that it'll separate into two parts: the curds, and the whey.
Student: Just like Little Miss Muffet!
Dr. Acio: ...Yes, but about the solution...
Student #2: Wait, why didn't they just say "milk" instead of "curds and whey"?
Student #3: It wouldn't have rhymed!
// Class descends into a poetry discussion while Dr. Acio facepalms. -
#3913 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// At a Latin event outside the school. There are lit candles on a table at the front of the room and large numbers of helium balloons next to the table. A Latin teacher is presenting something. A TJ student and Mrs. Lister are standing next to the table.
Mrs. Lister: (quietly) I'm kind of nervous. Can helium ignite and cause a large explosion because of the candles?
TJ student: Yes, absolutely.
*Mrs. Lister moves candles away from balloons.* -
#3912 + ()/195 - [ Report ]
Mr. Auerbach: So I'm taking this class at GMU, but the teacher's big thing is really getting middle school boys interested in reading. So he goes around to middle schools and turns the boys on to reading...
Class: *laughing*
Mr. Auerbach: TO READING. That's the key phrase there. TO READING. -
#3910 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Lebryk-Chao is explaining a game she wants the class to play.
Mrs. Lebryk-Chao: Someone name a singer I wouldn't know.
Student: Beyonce!
Mrs. Lebryk-Chao: Seriously? Even I've heard of her. I'm a big fan of that 'Single Ladies' song.
*Mrs. Lebryk-Chao hums 'Single Ladies'* -
#3909 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// A student tries to say that someone is a good woman (elle est une bonne femme)
Mme. Delfosse (translated from French): Ah! Don't use the phrase "bonne femme"! It has a bad connotation in French. It means a woman who is... loose.
Mme Delfosse (in English): You know... not quite a whore, but... a ho... yes, a ho. -
#3904 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Colglazier is talking about a nerdy guy who had a hot date at a party she attended.
Mrs. Colglazier: She must have been some sort of escort or something. She just didn't fit in with the rest of the crowd. You would have thought that he would've at least told her to cover up a little bit or something.
James Wiley: But that would be like covering up a sports car with one of those tarps... -
#3902 + ()/73 - [ Report ]
// Student takes Mr. Billington's picture on BlackBoard and uses it as a desktop background. Billington happens to notice his picture on the student's desktop.
Billington: Well... what's this?
Student: It's your photo, Mr. Billington. You look very handsome in there.
Billington: Well! Isn't that nice! -
#3897 + ()/351 - [ Report ]
// In physics class
Lawrence: Why do we use epsilon? K is so much better!
Dr. Dell: Take it back! Repeat after me: "epsilon naught is good, K is bad!"
Lawrence: No!
Dr. Dell: *Gets out some drill thing* I got this from Japan. It's a disciplinary device. You can't get it here 'cause it's illegal. *Puts it against a piece of paper, the paper lights on fire.*
Dr. Dell: SAY IT!! EPSILON NAUGHT IS GOOD!! K IS BAD!! -
#3894 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// While talking about time management:
Ms. Rosenblum: You could get wax shower crayons and study in the shower!
Student: "What have you been doing in the shower for an hour?!"
"Studying for biology!"
Ms. Rosenblum (quietly): That sounds bad... better than studying for health...
