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#3766 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// Doing a Christmas activity in Mr. Stueben's precalc that involves tearing a folded piece of paper.
Mr. Stueben: So you tear the paper like this. Girls, if you can't tear it, give it to a boy. Boys always have strong hands for some reason.
*Class laughs*
Mr. Stueben: I have no idea what you're laughing at. -
#3764 + ()/92 - [ Report ]
// Watching "Def Poetry" in English
Teacher: Alright, only some of these parts might be school appropriate.
// She fast forwards through the host's monologue, then stops as the host leaves to let on the first person to read some poetry.
Teacher: Alright, we'll start right here.
Host: ARE YOU READY FO' SOME MUTHAFUCKIN' POETRY?
Teacher: Noooo, you weren't supposed to hear that. -
#3761 + ()/141 - [ Report ]
// Junior Sexual Harassment Seminar Day
Ms. Greenblatt: Okay, I need a good example of a verbal harassment.
// Kennan raises his hand
G: Okay Kennan, go ahead.
K: Hey Ms. Greenblatt, do you enjoy chili?
G: Why yes I do, Kennan. Why do you ask?
K: Because I've got a red-hot surprise in my pants! -
#3760 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
// Students are asking Mr. McFaden questions in biology in the last period before a test
Student A: Will the Calvin Cycle be on the test?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student B: Will we have to know about ferredoxin?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student C: How many points will the test be?
Mr. McFaden: Yes. -
#3751 + ()/108 - [ Report ]
// During the middle of Biology class, Mr. McFaden asks Daniel about the stomata
Mr. McFaden: What happens to the stomata when its really hot outside?
Daniel: Um, it closes?
Mr. McFaden: What about when it's really cold outside?
Daniel: Uhhh, it shrivels up?
Mr. McFaden: No, you're thinking about something else. -
#3744 + ()/64 - [ Report ]
// During a grammar discussion in German, Mitchell raises his hand.
Frau Vaden: Yes, Miles? Oh sorry, you're Mitchell. *Class giggles*
Frau Vaden: Sorry, your names are similar. You both have an "M", an "I", an "L", an "E" and an "S."
Someone: Frau Vaden, there's no "S" in Mitchell.
Frau Vaden: Right, so, Smitchell, what was the question? -
#3742 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Secret Snowflakes in WHG2 with Mr. Sleete (who's wearing red)
A: We should have Secret Snowflakes!
Mr. Sleete: Secret Snowflakes?
B: Nondenominational Secret Santas. Actually, why don't we just call it nondenominational fat guy in red with a big white beard?
Mr. Sleete: ...
Mr. Sleete: That's me. There goes your grade for the quarter... -
#3739 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// In algebra 2 class, talking about a graph showing the recent recession our economy has been through
Mrs. Maturo: So as you can see, many people's salaries have gone down significantly over the past year. My salary, however, has not, because there is no where for it to go down to. -
#3727 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Thoreau in English with Mrs. O'Brien on the day of a physics test.
Mrs. O'Brien: You know, Thoreau says that he took a course in navigation, but that he never got into a boat.
Mrs. O'Brien: He says, "I may have learned a few physics equations related to navigation..."
Class: *moans*
Mrs. O'Brien: Oh, that was a terrible thing to say, wasn't it?
