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#3724 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// Eating lunch in Mr. Williams's room. Mr. Williams overhears.
Student 1: Man, you've never had a chance with ANY chick.
Student 2: I've had plenty of chances with chicks.
Student 1: Yeah, and you blew them all.
Student 1: The chances, that is, not the chicks.
Mr. Williams: HAHAHAHA... wait, what? You can't blow chicks! -
#3722 + ()/109 - [ Report ]
// 2005-06: In Mr. Williams' English class playing literary charades
*Robert picks a topic out of a hat*
*Robert stares blankly then walks over to the door and begins humping the door knob*
*Class stares and Mr. Williams bursts out laughing*
Robert: C'MON PEOPLE! IT'S 'THE RAPE OF THE LOCK'! -
#3716 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// In geosystems, talking about summer econ instead of doing a lab
Ariel: Mr. Gee! He's such a G!
Dr. Woodwell: What's a G?
*Everyone laughs a lot*
Dr. Woodwell: Oh man, I feel particularly uncool now.
Ariel: It just means you're cool. You're a G too, Dr. Woodwell!
Dr. Woodwell, walking away: Hey James, I'm a G! -
#3706 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// Health, talking about decision making: whether or not to spend the night at a boy/girlfriend's house
Student: Well you could go to the drugstore and pick up protection and stuff...
Dr. Deivert: Protection and stuff? What, so like, protection and milk? And then you're set? -
#3695 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Latimer's class you need to turn in thinking logs. Student A has been absent and has not turned in a log
A: Mr. Latimer, do I need to turn in a log the day I was absent?
Mr. Latimer: Well think of what you would have thought about if you were here and turn that in. -
#3693 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// In AI while Mr. Torbert is giving a lecture
// An announcement over the PA declares a level 2 lockdown drill
PA: Will all non-crisis-management security staff please secure the hallways...
Torbert: "Non-crisis-management security staff"? Isn't that like non-instructional teaching staff...?
