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// The class is talking about Andrew Jackson's disastrous Inaugural Party
Sleete: Now for example, let's say your parents are going away for the weekend and you decide to have a little party. You only invite 10 friends, but how many do you think will show up?
Class: Like... 200
Student: ... Two.
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// In AP Biology, Dr. Uston is typing up a "pop" quiz for the class. The projector, however, is on and the class sees the quiz as it is being written.
Class: *silently and furiously flips through biology book for the answers*
Dr. Uston: Okay! Here's a pop quiz!
Dr. Uston: *turns around*
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#3659 + ()/133 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Problem Notebooks in AP Physics
Dr. Dell: Let me tell you the story of Susan Lee. In all her years in elementary school and middle school, she got straight A's. At Harvard, she got straight A's. At TJ, she got straight A's, except in my class. But she took away something very valuable -- her problem notebook. Word got around that she had this amazingly organized book of all the classic physics problems, and then random guys would go to her dorm to look at it.
Dr. Dell: So you see, your physics notebook can actually enhance your social life! -
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// At Juniors' counselor meeting.
Ms. Spencer: So does anyone else have any examples of sexual harassment?
Aviv: Well, I was at the mall, and this girl came up to me.
Everyone else: *laughter*
Aviv: She said these guys were making nasty comments about her and wanted me to tag along with her and 'protect' her.
Everyone else: *applause*
Spencer: Now, now, we can't applaud until Aviv tells us if he provided protection!
Danny: Or used protection! -
#3632 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Miller is asking students if an Emily Dickinson poem is pro-science or anti-science
// So far, 5 people have said "anti-science"
Mr. Miller: And what do you think?
Student: Well I think it's anti-science...
Mr. Miller: *begins banging his head on the wall*
Student: Wait... um...
Mr. Miller: No, no, keep talking. *continues banging his head* -
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// During USVA HUM with Mr. Struck
// Talking about reading the morning paper and how Mr. Struck doesn't read the horoscopes
Struck: I don't believe in horoscopes...
Kummer: Mine said I'd have a surge of happy things in the next 3 days...
Kummer: It's 10:42 and I'm still waiting...
*Collin Hennegan gets up and gives Mr. Kummer a hug*
Kummer: I appreciate that...but I was expecting more...
Struck: Uh...Mr. Kummer, he's underage... -
#3628 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
//Acio Chem, Dr. Acio is explaining variably charged metal ions.
Dr. Acio: Tin (II) is called stannous, tin (III) is called stannic. Don't do what one kid did and say it's "satanic chloride." It ain't satanic, it's stannic.
A: *mutters* No, there's only one satanic thing in this room and it writes tests.
