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#3614 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// In SWE the day after the concert, talking about how we think the bands performed. The class is discussing Jazz Band.
Ms. Ulrey: When people are clapping with a groove, they're generally clapping on beats 2 and 4...
Ms. Ulrey: White people tend to clap on 1 and 3. We're completely backwards from the rest of the world. -
#3613 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Nick is doing a magic trick in class using coins
// After Nick finishes using the trick on Jen
Jen: Where did the coin go? *mystified look*
// Nick performs it again on somebody else, and Jen thinks she sees something else between the coins
Jen: HA! I know your devil ways! -
#3603 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
// Testing for pH in Bio, Mr. McFaden is explaining how the solution that the probe is stored in can damage the male reproductive system.
McFaden: So you may want to let the ladies clean this up if you spill it. But nothing's going to wither up and... eh, never mind, maybe they will. -
#3592 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Senora Pou finishes a tale on "hoochie mamas" during Span II..
Girl: So what's "hoochie mama" in spanish?
Sra. Pou: Hmm, we don't really have a word for it. I suppose you could call one "un avion."
Class : ...? An airplane...?
Sra. Pou: Oh yeah, cause they just FLY those engines and land EVERYWHERE. You could even call some of them "los jets" cause they're so fast. -
#3576 + ()/177 - [ Report ]
// Emma is playing assassins and just got Ms. Montgomery to escort her to class by simply saying "Someone is trying to kill me."
// Ms. Montgomery is concerned and talks to Dr. Dell. Dr. Dell then addresses the class.
Dr. Dell: I don't care if you guys play assassins, but once you start telling teachers that you're going to be killed without explaining it, that's bad. If you do this again, I'm going to join every alliance and KILL YOU ALL.
